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Tired Horn

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  1. That glossary says it all. A&M is so self absorbed that it has to catalogue every thought or action it has ever engaged in, and It actually thinks that collection of absurd drivel is meaningful. I mean, skim the damn thing. In aggregate, it's insane. Aggieland is an asylum for people who have willingly chosen not to know better.
  2. RT is a mediocre coach at best. We're just marking time until his inevitable firing. Might as well get it over with sooner rather than later.
  3. Well, in all honesty, how else do you explain it? We all know that cesspool Austin fails in every way compared to the glory that is College Station. I mean we don't even have a statue that exists to deposit pennies on. I'm sure our elephant walk would suck, and when's the last time we martyred actual students to a pagan ritual. It has to be money. JFC, we don't even have a dead Bevo cemetery with a scoreboard. I feel so unhip to be a Longhorn.
  4. I'd buy a Zeke token if it showed him getting busted up as center on the last stupid play of that Dallas at SF playoff game. That play epitomizes the futility of Dallas under Jerry.
  5. I think free agency has a lot to do with that. Talent gets spread around more, which makes it hard to develop and sustain a team that can rout anyone when it's on. Also, teams have come to take the draft much more seriously, which ended the days where the likes of Gil Brandt could pick up a high first round pick for a couple of stiffs.
  6. A&M really, really should go independent. I would actually contribute money for that. It would be soooo Aggie. March off the cliff in a deranged show of self-righteousness, only to discover what they've always feared--nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody, gives a tinker's damn about them.
  7. What? Someone had the audacity to say the Fightin' Texas A&M Aggies are the bestest, gutsiest, heartiest team at whatever? BOYCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. They always have everything they need to compete in games they haven't played yet.
  9. I'm sure there's some deep and meaningful tradition associated with the sacred YMCA steps. Aggie would never do something pointless and stupid just because they always have, right?
  10. "...the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there." It is the heart of an immense, dimwitted darkness. "The horror... the horror..." Just have him join the fucking Corps and squeeze his left nut. I'm sure that will straighten him right up.
  11. While admitting my well-founded disdain for College Station, I'm not sure anything this side of a war and famine ravaged desert could make Lubbock look like paradise. I will give Lubbock this however--they've made a better town with less to start with than College Station, and they're largely realistic about the shortcomings of living there.
  12. Well, at least someone is. I.m willing to read some of this, but I'm certainly not willing to embrace it.
  13. There are 12 teams in the playoff. Eleven of them are destined to lose. We had our chances last night, but Ohio St. made a few more key plays. It happens. Still a good year overall. Props to Sark for making it this far. Thanks to the team, including Quinn. He may not have been everything we hoped for, but he was still pretty good.
  14. Don't they always? I remember some asshole saying the Big1 12 road runs through Lubbock (which, contrary to Mac Davis, is happiness in the rear view mirror).
  15. Flawed roster, flawed coaching. We're degenerating before our eyes. Kind of has a 60s and early 70s SWC vibe, when we played basketball not because we expected it to amount to anything, but because everyone else did and we more or less felt obligated. That kind of shit can't be tolerated anymore, and Terry will get fired after this year.
  16. Come on. After Charlie Strong, I can easily deal with this. We were shit on a shingle under Chuckles. Now we're a good team that has a few issues against Top 10 competition. The latter has hope, while the former did not. So we're not Saban's Alabama. Who is? If we get cratered by Ohio St., at least we'll be in good company.
  17. I'll give ASU that. Their quarterback is one squirrely SOB at evading the rush.
  18. Unfortunately, I think we have six versions of tripping over our own dicks in the playbook.
  19. Yeah, it's going to get ugly if our offense decides to go MIA for two quarters in that one.
  20. Sooner or later, fucking around on offense like we do will cost you.
  21. Yeah, it's nothing particularly special in the inland valley, but I'd still take that over BCS.
  22. I live in California. There is no way I would spend any four years of my life in Bryan/College Station, let alone those from 18 to 22. As my father said about his freshman year at A&M: "The choice was simple--blow the escape valve to Austin or spend the rest of my life knowing I was pathetic."
  23. They didn't lose. They never lose. They just ran out of time... and dignity, and self-respect, and their psychosis meds. Anyone got a fucking horse laugh? Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff! Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff! What a bunch of idiots.
  24. Sadly, though, deaths from collapsing structures then being at two events, it would probably just become the latest Aggie tradition.
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