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  1. Tired Horn
    I'll have to give them this--the defense looks pretty good this year. That actually bodes decent for the playoffs if they can keep it up.
  2. Tired Horn
    It's been a good day. A very good day.
  3. Tired Horn
    Just think of it as an improv comedy.
  4. Tired Horn
    Look at those glazed over eyes. Skeletor actually expected to win this game.
  5. Tired Horn
    On the plus side, Dak gets to steal some more of Jerry's money for nothing, which is all the revenge we'll ever get.
  6. Tired Horn
    Yes.
  7. Tired Horn
    That's the right attitude. The Cowboys are just some spiked experiment with freakish results. They present an interesting but ultimately inconsequential puzzle.
  8. Tired Horn
    Well, who wouldn't treasure a victory over the mighty Fighting Hawks. Start scheduling the South Dakota Coyotes as well, and Nebraska can start terrorizing two of the very few states that might be less interesting than it.
  9. Tired Horn
    Man, have you ever heard more inspiring words than that. Winston Churchill had nothing on Jimbo.
  10. Tired Horn
    Yeah, it was short this time: "Shut the fuck up and pay me, you toothless hillbillies."
  11. Tired Horn
    Pretty significant lack of self awareness from umnimboti
  12. Tired Horn
    This is pretty damn funny.
  13. Tired Horn
    This pretty damn funny.
  14. Tired Horn
    True enough. I think we made a good impression on all the recruits attending.
  15. Tired Horn
    geez this is stupid.
  16. Tired Horn
    Hang in there. I've been tremor dominant Parkinson's for a decade and am still functional (just rode my bike seventeen miles). Push as best you can for a clear diagnosis, which clarifies the treatment options. Once you know what you're dealing with, you know the path and just have to keep grinding away. Best wishes.
  17. Tired Horn
    You haven't missed a thing. They're always on the cusp of an incomparable greatness for the ages that will put everyone else in the nation to shame forever, right up until the moment they're not. Then it's dead dog cemeteries, squeezing their left nut, and the cult of some guy named Gill who did a simple thing any number of students in that era did at other schools, only nobody else was delusional enough to think it was some uniquely awesome act of heroism. In one sense, it's a shame we'll ever play them again. Continuing that stupid off campus bonfire after they quit playing us is about the most Aggie thing ever. It symbolizes their burning hatred of whatever.
  18. Tired Horn
    I have literally no interest in this owner, and I certainly don't love it when he bum rushes any camera in sight to start yapping away like an ugly dog on meth. My respect for any owner of a team is in direct proportion to how well their team does in meaningful wins through the years. So, yeah, fuck Jerry.
  19. Tired Horn
    That was an amazing thing to watch. Total annihilation.
  20. Tired Horn
    So, let me get this straight. Jeff Fucking Fisher (JFF) has a kicker who is 1 for 5, including TWO missed extra points. JFF has just watched his team drive from the 50 to the opponent's 3 yard line. JFF has first and goal at the 3, twenty-nine seconds left and TWO time outs. And yet... JFF doesn't even try for the touchdown. He just lets the clock run down and hands the game over to his 20% kicker. JFC, JFF! I thank the USFL for this much--it has allowed the perfect JFF game, his Platonic ideal as it were, to finally manifest in our reality. He belongs to the ages now.
  21. Tired Horn
    And it was a team in no small part assembled by Beard on the fly after he came here. I look forward to what the future holds. It's been a while since we could say that.
  22. Tired Horn
    That pretty well sums it up. Some people call Beard's offense boring. Whatever. But at least it's genuine, recognizable basketball. An actual attempt at doing something that's doable. That's something we never had under Shaka, which is why he is ultimately a disappointment no matter where he goes. He's just a reactive, doofus leprechaun spouting motivational cliches as he tries one stupid stunt after another with no coherent vision of what he wants. Watching his teams play is just excruciating. It's like watching a walrus try to fuck a giraffe.
  23. Tired Horn
    It's been a while. Thank God we finally feel like a normal basketball team again.
  24. Tired Horn
    This post-game drivel speaks more loudly to me about Rodgers than his vaccine status. His teams is a few days removed from blowing a good shot at the Super Bowl, where Special Teams and the Offense both badly under performed. A reasonable excuse for a teammate would still be feeling the sting of that. This prima donna is back to making everything about himself and his childish grievances (as if there needs to be some extra reason about him for people to watch a prime time divisional playoff game between two storied franchises). Just like he was publicly spewing before the game about Biden of all things. Maybe his focus should have been on San Francisco. Rodgers is extremely talented, but he puts himself and his self absorbed whims ahead of the team. It's reasonable to assume that costs them something on the margins in big games.
  25. Tired Horn
    Why would he say that at all now? It doesn't help and makes the coach look like a loser.

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