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Tired Horn

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  1. Real old-fashioned butt-kicking occurring here.
  2. That half didn't look good. No question about that. But we're still better than the Giants or the Skins, and all we have to do is squeeze by an inconsistent Eagles team. Thank God for the NFC Least.
  3. It's kind of amazing how bad Charlie is. He has to know something about coaching after all those years, doesn't he? Surely Urban Meyer wouldn't have let a complete idiot hang around. And yet here we are. Some might have thought Charlie's resume was potentially suspect when he came here, but between us and USF, he now looks like a complete fraud.
  4. Well, at least Shane is having a good day. Happy for him.
  5. Actually, I like that record for Michigan. I think they should give him an extension.
  6. I'd say B+. Ended 3 drives with FGs and made two absolutely critical "no point" stops under duress in the 3rd quarter. Game was as close as it was because we can't field punts. Last I looked, that's not under Orlando's job description.
  7. Mr. Brown is certainly doing his utmost to make Pittsburgh look blameless for his problems there.
  8. I say 10-6, in the playoffs either as wild card or division winner. It'd be nice to make the NFC title game, but after all these years, I'll believe it when I see it.
  9. Well, to be fair, he didn't say it would be any good. It's just flat and fast. The metrics for success appear to be that it doesn't involve multiple layers of decision making and spits out any answer that doesn't require thought. More or less optimized to suck if handling something the least bit complicated.
  10. That's the optimistic take. There are still plenty of stupid trades they could make with that remaining 1rst rounder.
  11. That's right. Mack certainly isn't winning any national titles at UNC, but I wish him a decent swan song.
  12. Any idiot knows Mack, who achieved a lot with this program in his first 11 years, left depth chart problems. But any idiot also knows Charlie, who achieved jack shit with this program in 3 awful years, left depth chart problems and couldn't coach worth a damn. To fanatically cling to the idea that Charlie was a better coach at Texas than Mack is simply silly. If the choice is between Mack in is prime, all his flaws included, vs. Charlie in his prime, that pathetic blank death stare in yet another clusterfuck blowout included, any idiot would take Mack.
  13. Insightful words from Charlie in his postgame: "I thought I had everyone ready to play, and I guess I didn't." You think?
  14. Damn, that's eerie. We've all seen that look too many times.
  15. The cake is baked, dammit! It's just a really, really shitty cake cuz Charlie doesn't know how to cook. Anyone can just throw some ingredients in a bowl, mix them up and put them in the oven. But if you think anchovies, dirt and your latest dump are acceptable ingredients... Well, then you're Charlie.
  16. Ugh. Bad game bringing back bad memories. Who could have imagined when we hired him that Charlie would be in so completely over his head? It was depressing to watch then, and it's depressing to watch now. Can't help but feel a little bad for him getting repeatedly pantsed like this for everyone to see, more of a pity thing I suppose than actual sympathy. He really didn't have a clue we'd look so bad in that game at South Bend. The guy doesn't know what good looks like, which is one of the things you expect when you're paying a coach big money.
  17. Surely that's because everyone but him has messed up. Mike White cannot fail. He can only be failed by others.
  18. I guess it could sink, too. That should qualify as an underthrow.
  19. In the spirit of the day, that container ship should probably screw up and miss the Philippines.
  20. Hmm. Mike White looked just a tad stoppable tonight. On the plus side, however, not just anyone can complete 7 of 13 passes for 30 yards with only one interception. That's a whole 2.3 yards per attempt. Not to mention that a QB rating of 27.4 is often misunderstood.
  21. So, basically, your claim is that just about anyone, except for Dak, could get 12 wins with this roster, setting aside that one time Dak got 13.
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