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  1. Tired Horn
    That will be our metric of success next year--the ratio of close losses to ugly losses. Hot damn! I'm psyched.
  2. Tired Horn
    Kind of like this year. Only next year, it won't be a surprise.
  3. Tired Horn
    So basically, we're where we expected to be. Shaka gets to mismanage the program at every level for at least another year. And when he finally leaves, he will have made out like a bandit for mismanaging the program at every level. Wonder what attendance will look like next year?
  4. Tired Horn
    "You are what your ecosystem says you are." Ours says we suck. And if it could get some gators across the highway, it would kill us all.
  5. Tired Horn
    It's called a joke. Look it up.
  6. Tired Horn
    Or maybe he's just fat, dumb and happy rolling in our money.
  7. Tired Horn
    Does Shaka's contract spell out exactly what we can't make him do to get the money? If not, can we make him coach/towel boy/toilet cleaner/churro hawker? Move his office to the worst place imaginable. Take away his parking spot. Have people follow him around campus mocking him. Do whatever we can to make him as miserable as he's made us.
  8. Tired Horn
    Yeah, we're in the tournament no one cares about.
  9. Tired Horn
    Does the NIT even matter? It's a loser tournament, has been ever since the NCAA expanded above 32 teams. Even if we win the stupid thing, I still say FIRE SHAKA!
  10. Tired Horn
    Well, Shakshit already happened, so Shakexit seems inevitable. Just a question of this year or next. Still hoping for this year, cuz I can't stand to watch another season as graceless and squalid as this one.
  11. Tired Horn
    Really crappy game tonight. It was a good synopsis of our offense for most of the season, though. Maybe the Shakster planned it that way as a tribute.
  12. Tired Horn
    Can you imagine the lack of enthusiasm of this team and the fans next year if Shaka is still on the bench?
  13. Tired Horn
    Radford earned it. We suck.
  14. Tired Horn
    Good question.
  15. Tired Horn
    I'll say this for Lubbock--they really have made it just about all that it can be. I wouldn't want to live there, but you have to respect that.
  16. Tired Horn
    There's nothing hilarious about our inconsistency. It's trite and dull, yet still intensely nauseating, which I suppose is a kind of accomplishment. Thanks, Shaka.
  17. Tired Horn
    SInce he doesn't seem any good at other styles, maybe not so much. We hired Havoc and got Tedium.
  18. Tired Horn
    Charlie and Shaka. Fucking Patterson.
  19. Tired Horn
    Looks like our only real challenge for the division this year is Philly.
  20. Tired Horn
    I'll never say anything in Shaka's defense. It's a matter of principle for his having made me watch such relentlessly shitty basketball.
  21. Tired Horn
    Yeah, but he has to live in Buffalo. So there's that.
  22. Tired Horn
    Exactly. Shaka was overrated when we hired him, and he's been exposed.
  23. Tired Horn
    That seems to sum it up nicely.
  24. Tired Horn
    Got to love the absurdity of that sentence. He just keeps falling upward.
  25. Tired Horn
    Then their school should move heaven and earth to steal him from Texas. We'd be ever so grateful.

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