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Tired Horn

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  1. I want us to win simply for the players who've given their college career to Texas to go out that way. But hanging a banner? The "We Couldn't Get into the Real Tournament" banner? That's not something that will ever be one of my notable fan memories. Simply winning your first game in the NCAA tournament beats that hands down.
  2. There's no reason he can't go 0-5 against his successor. I have faith in Shaka.
  3. "2019--Didn't Make the Actual Tournament--Hook em' Horns" Yeah, that has a certain indefinable charm. Can we get hats, t-shirts and bumper stickers, too?
  4. Yeah, Tech does it right. They have a real identity and maximize it. Makes me sick watching them and thinking about Texas.
  5. We're like the Ancient Mariner now, adrift in seas of hopelessly ugly basketball with this fucking Shaka hung around our neck.
  6. I'm all for the players getting some more wins in their college career, but the NIT is by definition meaningless. If a school has any aspirations to be a serious basketball program, being in the NIT as opposed to the NCAA tournament means your season is a failure.
  7. That will be our metric of success next year--the ratio of close losses to ugly losses. Hot damn! I'm psyched.
  8. Kind of like this year. Only next year, it won't be a surprise.
  9. So basically, we're where we expected to be. Shaka gets to mismanage the program at every level for at least another year. And when he finally leaves, he will have made out like a bandit for mismanaging the program at every level. Wonder what attendance will look like next year?
  10. "You are what your ecosystem says you are." Ours says we suck. And if it could get some gators across the highway, it would kill us all.
  11. It's called a joke. Look it up.
  12. Or maybe he's just fat, dumb and happy rolling in our money.
  13. Does Shaka's contract spell out exactly what we can't make him do to get the money? If not, can we make him coach/towel boy/toilet cleaner/churro hawker? Move his office to the worst place imaginable. Take away his parking spot. Have people follow him around campus mocking him. Do whatever we can to make him as miserable as he's made us.
  14. Yeah, we're in the tournament no one cares about.
  15. Does the NIT even matter? It's a loser tournament, has been ever since the NCAA expanded above 32 teams. Even if we win the stupid thing, I still say FIRE SHAKA!
  16. Well, Shakshit already happened, so Shakexit seems inevitable. Just a question of this year or next. Still hoping for this year, cuz I can't stand to watch another season as graceless and squalid as this one.
  17. Really crappy game tonight. It was a good synopsis of our offense for most of the season, though. Maybe the Shakster planned it that way as a tribute.
  18. Can you imagine the lack of enthusiasm of this team and the fans next year if Shaka is still on the bench?
  19. Radford earned it. We suck.
  20. Good question.
  21. I'll say this for Lubbock--they really have made it just about all that it can be. I wouldn't want to live there, but you have to respect that.
  22. There's nothing hilarious about our inconsistency. It's trite and dull, yet still intensely nauseating, which I suppose is a kind of accomplishment. Thanks, Shaka.
  23. SInce he doesn't seem any good at other styles, maybe not so much. We hired Havoc and got Tedium.
  24. Charlie and Shaka. Fucking Patterson.
  25. Looks like our only real challenge for the division this year is Philly.
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