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  1. Tired Horn
    I like to think that Shaka has found his ultimate artistic expression in a distillation of mediocrity so utterly pure that, in another year or two, fans will no longer even be able to remember that Texas has a men's basketball team. He's the Walter White of boring, pointless, "who could possibly care" basketball.
  2. Tired Horn
    Elway is just messed up in terms of what he thinks he can get away with at the quarterback position.
  3. Tired Horn
    Nothing like a detailed discussion of exactly how dull, deadpan mediocre we can be and still squeak into the tournament for a quick exit. I guess you can call that a goal. Shaka sure seems to.
  4. Tired Horn
    Good point.
  5. Tired Horn
    Shaka anywhere but here would be sight for sore eyes.
  6. Tired Horn
    Man, that's even more depressing. Texas Longhorn basketball--sports to watch while slitting your wrists. I don't care how much firing him costs. Do it.
  7. Tired Horn
    Man, that's depressing.
  8. Tired Horn
    Too many "judgment calls" not panning out leads to a new coach. Hopefully one with better judgment.
  9. Tired Horn
    Indeed it has.
  10. Tired Horn
    Lots of positions looked confused under Charlie.
  11. Tired Horn
    So... Should we be thanking Kliff Kingsbury for going to Arizona? Or Arizona for hiring him? Or Tech for firing him in the first place? Or Patrick Mahomes for making him seem fashionable by association?
  12. Tired Horn
    Sadly, this is a realistic potential concern. Oh well, hope for the best, but never forget that we are in The House That Jerry Built.
  13. Tired Horn
    It's best to not be too optimistic about the Cowboys. Maybe it will all magically come together some year, but this is still the House That Jerry Built. I'll believe in Moore when he delivers and not one second before.
  14. Tired Horn
    Well there's a terrifying thought. On a completely unrelated point, I read a Cowboy-related trivia factoid today. When the fucking Eagles won the Super Bowl last year, that made the NFC East the only division where every team has won at least one Super Bowl.
  15. Tired Horn
    He's more or less at 0.500 on the winning percentage and hasn't produced a team anyone's been excited about in four years. So the debate over mediocrity seems settled. If we're moving on to the next question, it's certainly not how good he is.
  16. Tired Horn
    Not really a meaningful point when Jason has 8 years as a HC and Sean has 2.
  17. Tired Horn
    They didn't luck into it. They have a strong, established offensive identity and a track record of success with QBs that makes them attractive to the candidates out there. Hopefully, Herman understands that, unlike Mack and Charlie.
  18. Tired Horn
    Yeah, that's who I want to turn to for a credible analysis of Saudi Arabia--Jay Fucking Paterno. There are moments in life that are beyond satire.
  19. Tired Horn
    Then it won't work. Jerry ain't firing Jason.
  20. Tired Horn
    Need to get the defense off the field with some long drives.
  21. Tired Horn
    It's amazing how many people still want to write paeans to Jeff fucking Fisher. Guess they have a soft spot for staggering mediocrity.
  22. Tired Horn
    I just don't see the Redskins' uniforms as anything special. They're not awful, but they're not Top 5 material, either. Metallic colors are almost always good. That's why you have the Cowboys, Niners and Raiders up there. The Saints would be there too if they hadn't gone to that all black look. Cowboys in white are, of course, the best.
  23. Tired Horn
    So who thinks we will win? If the Eagles could beat them, we definitely have a shot.
  24. Tired Horn
    Don't care. After where we've been the this decade, I'll gladly take 10-4, a Sugar Bowl win, and a Top 10 finish. We've got a pulse on the national scene again. Keep it up Mr. Herman.
  25. Tired Horn
    Very true. Another big point is that this staff seems to do player development. Our guys get better from year to year and over the course of the season.

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