Everything posted by Tired Horn
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Cowboys @ Jets: Week 6
Kind of like last week. Stinking the joint out for most of the game, then mounting a comeback in the 4th. We'll see if it works out this time.
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Cowboys @ Jets: Week 6
That's pretty desperate, to pull the Tannehill chute.
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Cowboys @ Jets: Week 6
Well, our division does suck. Beat Philadelphia and we can pretty much win it on attendance.
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?
Aren't clowns at least supposed to be funny?
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Cowboys vs Packers: Week 5
As long as we don't screw around and let it come down to a late field goal.
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Cowboys vs Packers: Week 5
Damn Maher. As bad as it is to lose, that's still worth a chuckle.
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Cowboys vs Packers: Week 5
Real old-fashioned butt-kicking occurring here.
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Cowboys vs Packers: Week 5
That half didn't look good. No question about that. But we're still better than the Giants or the Skins, and all we have to do is squeeze by an inconsistent Eagles team. Thank God for the NFC Least.
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
It's kind of amazing how bad Charlie is. He has to know something about coaching after all those years, doesn't he? Surely Urban Meyer wouldn't have let a complete idiot hang around. And yet here we are. Some might have thought Charlie's resume was potentially suspect when he came here, but between us and USF, he now looks like a complete fraud.
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Shane Buechele versus Charlie Strong - ESPNU 3pm
Well, at least Shane is having a good day. Happy for him.
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Let's Check In on Jim Harbaugh at Michigan
Actually, I like that record for Michigan. I think they should give him an extension.
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Grade Todd Orlando tonight
I'd say B+. Ended 3 drives with FGs and made two absolutely critical "no point" stops under duress in the 3rd quarter. Game was as close as it was because we can't field punts. Last I looked, that's not under Orlando's job description.
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Antonio Brown's mysterious foot injury is severe frostbite
Mr. Brown is certainly doing his utmost to make Pittsburgh look blameless for his problems there.
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?
I say 10-6, in the playoffs either as wild card or division winner. It'd be nice to make the NFC title game, but after all these years, I'll believe it when I see it.
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2019 Houston Texans Offseason
Well, to be fair, he didn't say it would be any good. It's just flat and fast. The metrics for success appear to be that it doesn't involve multiple layers of decision making and spits out any answer that doesn't require thought. More or less optimized to suck if handling something the least bit complicated.
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2019 Houston Texans Offseason
That's the optimistic take. There are still plenty of stupid trades they could make with that remaining 1rst rounder.
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My wife's SEC SEC SEC Vols down in the 3rd to GSU
Something to be thankful for--we're not this UT.
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North Carolina Orange Slices vs The Fighting Muschamps @ 2:30 ESPN
That's right. Mack certainly isn't winning any national titles at UNC, but I wish him a decent swan song.
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North Carolina Orange Slices vs The Fighting Muschamps @ 2:30 ESPN
Potato love is a sad thing to see.
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
Any idiot knows Mack, who achieved a lot with this program in his first 11 years, left depth chart problems. But any idiot also knows Charlie, who achieved jack shit with this program in 3 awful years, left depth chart problems and couldn't coach worth a damn. To fanatically cling to the idea that Charlie was a better coach at Texas than Mack is simply silly. If the choice is between Mack in is prime, all his flaws included, vs. Charlie in his prime, that pathetic blank death stare in yet another clusterfuck blowout included, any idiot would take Mack.
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
Insightful words from Charlie in his postgame: "I thought I had everyone ready to play, and I guess I didn't." You think?
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
Damn, that's eerie. We've all seen that look too many times.
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
The cake is baked, dammit! It's just a really, really shitty cake cuz Charlie doesn't know how to cook. Anyone can just throw some ingredients in a bowl, mix them up and put them in the oven. But if you think anchovies, dirt and your latest dump are acceptable ingredients... Well, then you're Charlie.
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Wisky @ USF - ESPN (rain delayed) - est kick 6:55 CST
Ugh. Bad game bringing back bad memories. Who could have imagined when we hired him that Charlie would be in so completely over his head? It was depressing to watch then, and it's depressing to watch now. Can't help but feel a little bad for him getting repeatedly pantsed like this for everyone to see, more of a pity thing I suppose than actual sympathy. He really didn't have a clue we'd look so bad in that game at South Bend. The guy doesn't know what good looks like, which is one of the things you expect when you're paying a coach big money.
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Cedric Benson has passed away - RIP 🤘
Damn sorry to hear this. RIP Ced.