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  1. Tired Horn
    All true, but if Dabo were to take a Jimbo level contract from A&M, I'd have to consider him less stupid than I do now.
  2. Tired Horn
    Oddly enough, it's generally a good idea to try and win games. Who knew?
  3. Tired Horn
    I don't know much of anything about knee injuries. Juts hope good luck for Brooks.
  4. Tired Horn
    Well, that's their whole schtick, isn't it? They've never actually lost--they just run out of time. Texas A&M: From the outside looking in, you wouldn't waste a second trying to actually understand something so obviously fucked up; from the inside looking out, you're just a mouth-breathing, delusional freak.
  5. Tired Horn
    Man, that's some sorry ass stuff. And I'm so tired of that pathetic tantrum that ex-military took an oath to defend the Constitution. What about the preface ex- (or former) do you not fucking understand? I was in the military, and I took that oath, but I'm also not some hopeless moron. I understand that was an oath that applied to my time as part of a massive hierarchical organization that would give me orders telling me exactly what I must do to defend the Constitution. It didn't make me some demented, freelance Constitution interpreter and protector for the rest of my life. What a bunch of entitled, whiny shit-stains.
  6. Tired Horn
    Just as a matter of principle, right?
  7. Tired Horn
    If they want to be the next Georgia, shouldn't they start growing a shitload of peaches?
  8. Tired Horn
    He had a premonition that mourning clothes would be appropriate.
  9. Tired Horn
    Brock Purdy's rating is 144.4. Dak 52.7.
  10. Tired Horn
    Just a good old fashioned butt kicking. Cowboys are kind of bullies. They pour it on against bad teams but have trouble when the other team can fight back.
  11. Tired Horn
    But what about Cougar High? After all, they played Rice close. I will not miss this island of Misfit Toys conference.
  12. Tired Horn
    It's this kind of crap, this bizarre sense of entitlement, that puts people off even more than their weird traditions. A&M ain't Bama. That's obvious to even a casual observer of college football. Alabama is a historic blue blood in the sport that has been on a historic tear of winning and championships for the past decade or so. They've earned any deference shown to them. A&M hasn't earned squat, but simply assumes it's due similar deference.
  13. Tired Horn
    How did Alabama get so effed up at quarterback? Both Milroe and Simpson were highly ranked coming out of high school. Has Bama just gotten lazy in its recruiting, or is it the OC? Emphasizing some RPO packages for Milroe seems like a no brainer. But they really haven''t done that, at least not in any consistent manner. And how do you explain Buchner? He was never anything special, but he at least looked kind of functional at Notre Dame. But last Saturday at USF? He was god awful. You'd have better luck with a trained seal taking the snap. A performance that dreadful has to come, at least in part, from coaching and/or playcalling. Or does the offensive line just miss Flood that much? Anyway, good luck to Milroe, I guess.
  14. Tired Horn
    One sucks. The other blows.
  15. Tired Horn
    I think they're just traumatized. After watching Butchner and his fabulous 2.4 yards per attempt, Simpson probably doesn't look so bad.
  16. Tired Horn
    "His third year was a top-five finish, an Orange Bowl championship and a legitimate argument to be in the playoff." I guess you can technically use that term, but for Aggie it seems a bit Freudian. Most people just say "Orange Bowl win" or "Orange Bowl victory." Did Jimbo get another home-made plaque for that "championship?"
  17. Tired Horn
    Don't forget his charming personality.
  18. Tired Horn
    A future game is always the measuring point. Remember how loud they were about having finally put it all together when they upset LSU. Putting it all together for the last game of a 5-7 season is genius! That's why we'll never fathom the true greatness of Jimbo. A&M: From the outside looking in, you couldn't possibly give less of a shit. And from the inside looking out, you're a fucking moron (with my apologies to certified 2%ers). Such is the spirit that can ne'er be told, but simply won't shut up and stop trying until your ears bleed.
  19. Tired Horn
    Technically, isn't that 1-0-7? 1 win, no losses, and 7 just ran out of time. I mean, think about it. If you gave those whiny weirdos an extra 15 minutes after the other team left, they'd be undefeated. WHOOP!
  20. Tired Horn
    Maybe it's just me. I mean, I'm pleased to see Dallas win, but I'd rather see them not play a corpse on opening day.
  21. Tired Horn
    Daniel Jones really looks worth that investment, doesn't he? Hopefully it's just that our defense really is this awesome.
  22. Tired Horn
    What is so fucking hard about producing a normal half-time spot focused on students, academics, and generically building the future? Every other university seems able to do it. But not A&M. First, it was fuck academics, we are a football factory (just not one that wins like you'd expect). Now it's we are weirdos. Come and be a weirdo with us. WTF? They really are pathological.
  23. Tired Horn
    Easy. Bama as rejuvenated by a victory over the mighty Texas A&M Aggies.
  24. Tired Horn
    I'll second that.
  25. Tired Horn
    Geez Louise. This the Colin Simmons hysteria all over again, only somehow worse. They're teenagers making the most significant choice of their lives. It's pointless to try and game that out. Let the coaching staff worry about it and just wait for the decision.

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