Everything posted by Tired Horn
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
How 'bout them Cowboys! Christ, it's been a long three decades. All you can really do at this point is laugh it off.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Certainly in crunch time he does.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
In their heart of hearts, Aggies know no year is a rebuilding year. They are always awesome. They've just run out of time for 84 straight years.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
"It's been all gas no brakes for Mike Elko as the new Aggie headman has hauled in a handful of impressive additions from the transfer portal in less than a week. Addressing areas of need and adding much-needed depth and experience, Elko & Co. are rolling full steam ahead." They really are both delusional and shameless.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Not very picky, are they? They've picked up a few guys who could be an improvement, a handful that might contribute in rotation, and lots and lots of stale bread. I know they need bodies, but this is ridiculous. Of course, Aggie is convinced they're honing their roster for an SEC title run,because aren't they always?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Arrogant sip. Just remember--that empty locker WANTS to be at A&M.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They're cleaning up in the portal. Cleaning up, I tells ya. Sark is green with envy over the roster Elko is assembling. The sleeping giant has awakened. Blah, blah, woof, woof...
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Nope. Now the story is that they've been soooo young compared to everybody else. Christ, they've practically been starting 12-year-olds. Enough of that traditional roster management and high school recruiting shit. The transfer portal will now allow them, and them alone, to field a team of grown-ass men of proven production who also (of course) WANT TO BE HONEST TO GOD TEXAS A&M FUCKING IMBECILE AGGIES! The sky is the limit. Just call them The Elko Boys.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
The hardcore Aggies are certain they're dominating the portal because of TAMU's status as an elite program, perhaps THE elite program, and that their roster's talent has skyrocketed to national title contender levels overnight. Elko is the man with the plan, and by God the view from that ascending roller coaster is spectacular. TU can only wish they had a roster half as great as the one Elko is assembling. Did you even need to ask?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
That seems unfair to Scooby Doo. It's a workman-like little cartoon that knows it's not great, but still shows up every day, punches the clock, and always gives its best effort. It has no delusions about its place in the world, understands it's an 8-4 cartoon on its good days, but strives to be the best 8-4 cartoon it can be without continually whining that the other cartoons are conspiring to deny its rightful glory. Scooby Doo is the polar opposite of fucking Aggie.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Probably offered him a year's supply of Scooby snacks.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
And quite the juggernauts those two receivers are.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I just want them to have guys who want to be Aggies, too. Load up on that braindead shit, you delusional, 100-year-decision circus freaks.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I would love to see that. It would be one of the most Aggiesque things ever.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Aaron Rodgers is going to turn into a full-fledged nut case once he retires from football.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Yeah, just assume he is gone unless and until he actually says different.
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It would only be as dumb as tu if we spelled it "M&A T" or "Eigga." And not to be harsh, but who gives a fuck if it's spelled "Aggie" or ''Aggy." It's a stupid word to describe a cult. It's not worth the simple respect of even wondering how to spell it correctly.
- 2023 Orange Bowl - Florida State vs. Georgia
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Actually, you could generify that to "A&M''s ______ room in _______ is arguably the best in the country." Aggie's will bite on anything, cuz they know it's only a lack of exactly the right coach that has kept their sleeping giant from dominating college football for the last 83 years. That and some unfathomably evil burnt orange conspiracy that we're all proud to have been a part of.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That would be an empty HALL OF CHAMPIONS, right?
- The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite
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The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite
But didn't you see that fabulous moral victory? They went toe-to-toe with the titan that is Oklahoma State and outscored them in the second half. And they've found their next savior quarterback, who's so much better than that gimpy, what's-his-name Weigman. A&M football is a program with a glorious future and always will be. WHOOP!