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happyhookem

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  1. Who names their sheep Kyle F....oh, wait.
  2. Yes. When that cop tackled him and he shit on himself they thought he was having a seizure. It was just the ejaculation spasms.
  3. Now I know why it's called a fascinator. I'm fascinated someone would make and wear that.
  4. They were probably drunk and fucking like rabbits before I even knew they had the wedding.
  5. At the end of the day, when you adderall up, aggy is still stuck with Jimblo and no way out for the forseeable future. Pooooor aggy.
  6. Probably what your shit looks like if you're brave (or stupid) enough to eat some of the concoctions on this thread.
  7. Welp, no business from Surly. Everybody here needs more than a 10.5" zipper, amiright?
  8. Masculine aggy, lol. Oxymoron much?
  9. Born in a whorehouse, raised in a cave......
  10. Here comes Buster for his weekly internet spanking from Randy. He needs to realize that most of us are older and, while we love UT, what happens on campus is not the be all, end all of our existence. aggy is so immersed in the bullshit put out by the powers that be all across their age spectrum. Pitiful existence if you ask me. Hell, even if you don't.
  11. That's one I missed. The only dishwasher we had was my mom.
  12. True story. I went to one of the casinos in Biloxi. I'm usually pretty good at blackjack so I pick a table and sit down. No big deal, win a little, lose a little. And then, lightning struck. I literally could not fucking lose. I was dealt a pair of 8's and split them. I got 3 more 8's and split them too for a total of five hands. Won all of them. Hit several blackjacks and ended up splitting pairs of face cards and aces. They finally ran another dealer to the table and, as usual, the luck lady went away. Still came home with a sizeable wad of cash and have not gambled since. I figured I had used up all my gambling luck and it was time to leave it alone.
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