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  1. happyhookem
    Just found this thread and have read the whole thing. The only thing I can say is that I have pretty much eaten everything on here. Some I had forgotten, a lot I still eat today. The only conclusion I can come to is that we are mostly a bunch of old folks. You younger ones are the kids of us and you got fed the same shit we did.
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    A little Boudreaux's Butt Paste will help the butt hurt you must be feeling over me not being called out. We know these things without going to a cow college. And, no way would I pay for what you put out there as an education. Maybe you should fact check before showing us your dumb ass again.
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    Take another mini vacation. Oh, and when you come back let us know if you found out the difference between a cow and a steer. A supposed graduate of an agricultural powerhouse such as aggy should know. Maybe ask the moose out front.
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    Are you counting those that were in that officer training school or somesuch that was there? I don't those were aggy students. But, whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
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    I would submit that those named and the others are a bit more selective and turn out better officers than the corpse (deliberate misspelling).
  6. happyhookem
    Be easier to find one thing right.
  7. happyhookem
    Fixed for what I've heard.
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    I was born and reared in Hamlin so this hits close to home. Back in the day, and I mean waaay back in the day, if you knew where to hang you could get plenty of action. Being a bartender didn't hurt, either. I lived there for a few years and when Dyess guys went TDY the MILFS came out in droves. Hell, they were MILFS and cougars before those term were ever thought of. I've never been to CS so can't compare.
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    Reminds of our "Thrill Hill" out in West Texas (not the Chuck Berry kind). You could get some serious air, but really needed to keep your wheels straight or you were in trouble. Dirt road, ya know.
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    Leal specifically mentioned in his tweet "financial" considerations. Is his family to poor to get to Austin as opposed to CS? Or does aggy have their own Uncle Red?
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    So, does this mean the new mascot handler and Reveille are going to be scissoring a lot?
  12. happyhookem
    Hey, with 82 years left I'll give him an outside chance. Waaaaay outside.
  13. happyhookem
    What in the ever-loving fuck made me click on that link? I need an exorcist.
  14. happyhookem
    Loose what? The Kraken?
  15. happyhookem
    I do too. I just blame the brown spots on the dogs.
  16. happyhookem
    ^^^ My hands would work nicely.
  17. happyhookem
    You guys are missing the point. How embarrassing is it to have your sexual encounter described as "brief"? I would much rather have mine reported as a day long (or night) sexual marathon.
  18. happyhookem
    So, it really is piss.
  19. happyhookem
    If they do that to the spoon, just think what your insides would be going through. Or, what would be going through your insides.
  20. happyhookem
    Savior or Satan? I didn't know he was tall enough to be either.
  21. happyhookem
    So is Urmomsanus.
  22. happyhookem
    In mine, I would be all over that for one night and say, "See ya later."
  23. happyhookem
    Ya gotta love how the security guy goes after the cheerleader instead of the guy with the sword. And how the SMU guy is ready to clock the security guy until he realizes he's security. You went to school with Vic?
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    Don't ask me. This was in the '60's, hence the area reference. I also don't think we were on the base. I lived in Abilene for a number of years and know you just don't drive on the base. True story, though. Maybe they felt the need to check her out. Surrounded was probably a bad choice of words. I did say jeep in front, jeep in back.
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