I think my soon to be 16 year old son may have broken a record.
I found a good deal on a used Kia K5, so pulled the trigger this Sunday. I've been driving with him for awhile (Learner's permit), and he's a solid driver, good kid, good grades, he deserves it once he gets his license.
He then makes the decision, while my wife and I are out of town on business, to take it for a joy ride with his sister at 11 pm on Tuesday night. AAAAnnddd promptly gets in an accident - around 48 hours after I buy the car. No one was hurt, but the Audi Q5 he hit had the airbags deploy. Cops show up, shockingly ask no questions other than for my AAA card to get the Kia towed. I think these guys knew what was up and wanted to get him and the car the fuck out of there (thank you, thank you).
Audi in shop; might be totaled. Kia at home, relatively minor damage.
Getting State Farm involved seems to be a gray area - may or may not be willing to pay. I have no idea how they'd react to this. Other thing is we will be adding the driver at fault to our insurance soon, so how excited will our agent be to add a 16 year old that just went for an illegal joy ride and caused tens of thousands of dollars in damages? Attorney friend says to pay, don't get State Farm involved.
So we're leaning towards: (1) taking the money to pay for damages - to both cars - out of some stock investments we made for him when was younger, and (2) pulling his license until he's 17, and figuring out a way for him to pay for his own Uber receipts during that time period. Might draw and quarter him also.
He's in disbelief at his own stupidity, really down on himself. Good. I'm letting it simmer without getting upset, just pointing out the astounding idiocy of his decision. On the side I'm somewhat relieved this happened early on without any bodily harm - hopefully he'll be scared straight. (BTW my wife isn't back yet so who knows what hellfire she's going to bring down - I'll have to TRY to keep that in check.)
Stay safe out there!
PS My daughter has been like a ninja since I've been back, tip toeing in the shadows. I finally caught up to her: Hey, you know what aiding and abetting is? She nodded. Well I'll tell you anyway, it means if you allow or assist in criminal activity, you're as liable as the criminal (I have no fucking idea if that's true, just said it anyway). So whatever punishment your brother gets, you get. She nodded and slumped off.