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In high school I got pretty good at chugging beers out of German steins. It was fun to have some competition with my buddies while getting plastered.
Fast forward to freshman year of college at SWT. I was a pledge and the frat decided to have a rare pledge/bro event at ... shit I don't remember, maybe Grin's. Anyway we're getting drunk and talking shit and somehow it comes up that I'm good at chugging beers. The shit hit the fan. Lots of 'fuck you's' and 'let's see it pussy' back and forth. One guy brought out the cash and flashed it around, 'you fucking pledges put your money where your mouth is - I've got 20 that says he Mach 1 can't down a pitcher in a minute!"
I stayed Zen like. My buddies all gathered around with the 'can you do it?' ' what do you think?' I stated very calmly, "I'll do it in fucking 30 seconds."
Pandemonium, everyone went berserk. Hooping, hollering, money changing hands all over the fucking place, manager threatening to throw us out. I was totally confident, had it in the bag, except ...
A pitcher is apparently 1.5 liters. A stein is 1 liter. So I chugged about 90% of the pitcher in about 10 seconds and BOOM, hit the wall. Stomach full, seeing stars, head wobbling - I didn't really know where I was. And then I let out the largest burp of my life, seemed to go on forever. I was still kind of out of it when one of my pledge brothers shoved dollar bills in my face and screamed, "YOU STILL HAVE 5 SECONDS!" I grabbed the pitcher, downed the rest. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
I went straight to the head and threw up. But I made over a $100 bucks on that beer, which is a lot for a freshman in college, so yeah, probably the best beer I ever drank.
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