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texifornia

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  1. Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year. Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.
  2. Jackson Arnold might be getting iced out of both of his initial suitors
  3. Edit: damn @Teryor was quick on the draw
  4. Purdue Football after Texas strips it for parts
  5. We all know we need one. The only one mentioned so far is that the SMU kicker might bounce after the Playoffs.
  6. A&M reporters have been shutting the rumors on their side down with a quickness
  7. Davis hasn't actually set up a visit yet. Brandon Tucker, LB from ETAMU, has one set up, though.
  8. I've heard Passages Malibu and the Betty Ford Center are in a heated battle for his services.
  9. Minister of Public Information has a nice ring to it. Nah, the roster situation is bad, but it's more related to Bo Davis losing his eye for evaluation than the current staff being clueless. Sounds like at minimum there's a decent-sized warchest ready for the Portal.
  10. Hudson was out there handing out Austin travel guides and taking the team down to his family's house on Lake Travis on bye weeks
  11. Sheesh, when are these pictures from, 2010?
  12. If we're talking breakout female pop stars, Sabrina Carpenter is overrated nothingness. Chappell Roan has some bangers, though.
  13. He made a couple tackles while needing to be babied by the staff and pulled down six figures in NIL for production that a relatively cheap fill-in like Bill Norton easily outclassed. In some ways, worse than just dead roster space.
  14. No. There's no plan. Those guys who never played or improved and were complete dead roster space were actually the future of the program. We're completely fucked.
  15. Retread-a-palooza Mullen was a fun announcer but a sleazebag HC. We'll see what he can do with the bag game out of the picture, but he got guys into school after being caught on video beating the shit out of a girl, so he'll find some way to work the edges.
  16. From the cult to community college
  17. Oh buddy, you aren't ready for Starkvegas. It makes Stillwater feel cultured.
  18. I had no idea that player existed. Ex-Cal Poly DB, part of their JAGapalooza shopping spree last year: https://247sports.com/player/donovan-saunders-46113640/
  19. https://247sports.com/player/kavian-bryant-46145096/high-school-304237/?Sport=2
  20. Mr. "you want this horse?" found a home And aggy is back on the JAG hunt
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