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texifornia

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  1. One of my girlfriend's sorority sisters is the director of recruiting at Cincy - cool person, she's a big fan of Satterfield on a personal level, but every time she talks about him I hear "nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids."
  2. As many a smart man has noted, "everything before the but is bullshit"
  3. I always like Trig's presentation for this:
  4. Quannell X, Calicut’s attorney, describes very different circumstances in the incident, alleging that Calicut and Phillip were victims rather than aggressors. Well, that dude knows college football at least: https://247sports.com/player/quanell-x-farrakhan-jr-46114553/
  5. Credit to Starkelmotion, he became a legend at SJSU
  6. We're already the Stormtroopers when we're away. At least the Uruk-Hai could shoot straight.
  7. 0-for-8. That is a whole lot of shit.
  8. Looks like an average guy in his 40s who could use a good sleep to me.
  9. I love the crossed swords, I think it matches the mascot and general vibe of the university really well vs a generic varsity V.
  10. You and I have a very different definition of a beer gut
  11. That helmet is so close the Baylor classics. I like the wings more.
  12. Those helmets are gorgeous. Always wear them. Plus Puddles on the shoulders is great.
  13. More Eleven Warriors content - he picks on our mediocre halftime adjustments, which is a decent bit of analysis for an opposing writer:
  14. Jason Kirk's Watch Grid is here and it's a doozy: It also has this fun graphic related to last year's Big 12 preseason poll (and why they aren't doing one this year) https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/watch-grid-the-last-shall-be-first
  15. They're in Orlando. Overdesigned and tacky is heritage for them.
  16. Obviously unedited ChatGPT slop, which makes the "feels authentically ours" pretty funny.
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