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Kermit

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  1. Man, they sure don’t like to talk about why those riots happened.
  2. Dry-ass pussy.
  3. Wow. This fucking game is nuts.
  4. Japan played an incredible game. If Rui doesn’t go brain dead, game probably isn’t this close.
  5. Evan Fournier fucking sucks too.
  6. Rui having an incredible game, with two bone-headed fouls. France looks like it’s going to start taking control.
  7. He’s gonna fuck that rabbit.
  8. Pop’s going to have to start using his left hand soon.
  9. I grew up amongst these cultish assholes. If any of this sounds crazier than squirrel turds, you should’ve seen it live. They’ve been chomping at this “end of the world” bit for so long.
  10. Yall aren’t kidding about the French guard play. They fucking suck (offensively, defensively they’re pretty good).
  11. Also, can I say how delightful Dwyane Wade has been on commentary. Hilarious, insightful, and self-deprecating. Great choice.
  12. Team Walz. That dude is awesome.
  13. Good lord, France. Wemby, let’s chill the fuck out on half-court threes.
  14. ESPN is parsing their Duncan rating by saying that without his rookie year and his 99 championship, he doesn’t have the resume to be above Steph and Kobe. Fuck ESPN.
  15. The beady eyes of a loveseat connoisseur.
  16. Civilizations were destroyed in my youth to thoughts of Hannah Storm. Not so much Bob Costas or Peter Vecsey.
  17. Are you a couch? No? Then you have nothing to worry about.
  18. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme-gimmie-gimmie the ball because I’m gonna DUNK IT!
  19. That entire company is the definition of fuck around and find out.
  20. Today I learned that Donald Trump has policy beliefs.
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