Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
I guess Phoenix didn’t want our offer of “not much” and “jackshit”.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
For the first time ever, I’m watching an NBA game with no sound after a comment Klosterman made. Not only am I enjoying immensely, gone is the rage I usually feel at the commentary. Thanks Chuck!
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Pull a fire alarm.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Every time the refs don’t call one of SGA’s foul moves, Adam Silver spares a victim from becoming a vampire.
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NBA 2024-25 Season Thread
The Knicks still doing Knicks things is surprising. Just kidding.
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Angel Reese: Fair pay, anti-sexualization, side eyes, and Missed Buckets
The “Mebounds” nickname truly is one of the great nicknames in sports history.
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Angel Reese: Fair pay, anti-sexualization, side eyes, and Missed Buckets
What she’s done is financially attach herself to the most popular player in her sport. Love her or hate her, she’s going to make money off of Clark, which is great for Angel because she has one elite skill on the court and that skill has been monetized by exactly one person to my knowledge, Rodman. So, play the villain, be a victim, and earn some money.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
This is how sports talk should be. Concentrate on the fundamentals of offense and defense, explaining various aspects and how to counter. Instead, we get How the World Turns and gossipy bitches.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
ESPN: Texas is about to win their first NC. Let’s talk about Canady.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Dudes, I love this woman. Just amazing.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
I am in love with Mia Scott. Holy shit.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
This is much better than yesterday.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Keep Pops off the goddamn floor.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Goddamnit.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Some of you motherfuckers need to go to horny jail…where I am currently incarcerated.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Cannady’s pitches healed her.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
I haven’t watched a Tech game with volume. They suck her dick like this every game? Must be easy working as a softball commentator.
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NBA 2024-25 Season Thread
Shit, most of the time Larry would beat them to it.
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NBA 2024-25 Season Thread
I mean, I get the instant gratification of coaching changes. However, HAVE THE FUCKING KNICKS LOOKED AT THEIR GODDAMN RECORD PRIOR TO THE COACH THEY JUST FUCKING FIRED? Also, you dumbasses are the ones that saddled him with Karl, the fucking loseriest player in recent NBA memory. They were the flukiest of shots away from a Game 7. It’s just idiotic, unless he pulled an Isiah Thomas on some support staff, but that would probably just endear him to Dolan.
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NBA thread for old heads
Sounds like a certain player who likes to push off people when he dunks…
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NBA thread for old heads
I was the only white kid I knew who had a subscription to Slam magazine. When the Spurs won in ‘99, the most anti-Slam team ever, you could feel the disdain in the articles. It did have some pretty cool Timmy photos though.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
If Dallas trades Cooper Flagg to the Spurs, what’s left of that franchise’s fanbase will commit seppuku at Dealey Plaza.
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NBA thread for old heads
I absolutely adored Dan Majerle and used to pattern my game after him in junior high, much to the chagrin of my teammates. Apparently you need to make a three pointer every once in a while.
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2025 non-UT WCWS thread
This goddamn team just won’t die.
- Austin Regional Thread