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Kermit

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  1. Sam Presti is a goddamn witch. Hopefully he can keep them together this time.
  2. It’s just a minor setback in his career.
  3. I mean, some of these threes are wide open, but they’re burying every goddamn shot no matter the degree of difficulty. Pretty impressive.
  4. And just like that, Kermit fell in love.
  5. He’ll be reevaluated in two weeks. - Pop, two weeks in the future
  6. Since when do we rate players by what they would do in this era that era? You rate them by what they do in their own era, and Bill was one of the greatest to ever do it. Tim Duncan is the greatest player ever because he would absolutely destroy Bob Pettit in the 50’s. Also I just learned we should discount Kobe and Mike because they too had a great coach and played with HOF type players.
  7. Guys, I would trade Keldon Johnson for Derek Fisher right now. Absolutely incredible half for Wemby. Dude is amazing.
  8. Don’t look now guys, they’ve cut it to (checks score) 20!
  9. For those of you not watching (and you shouldn’t be), if one of you old, out of shape degenerates were to don jersey number three for the Spurs and attempt to play with professional athletes, none of us would be able to tell the difference. You might even be an improvement. The whole team has sucked ass, but what he’s doing on the court right now is embarrassing.
  10. One of those meth benders where you’re up for three days kind of hungover.
  11. That shit spread like herpes.
  12. My god, when Keldon Johnson is bad, he’s horrid. Just keep chuckin’, I guess. What a miserable start.
  13. If we’re just shitting all over Bill’s career by having (insert middling player’s name here) ranked higher, why not Shareef Abdul-Rahim? Why not Derrick Coleman? Shawn Kemp? Fucking Rasheed Wallace. That guys claim go fame is being on the poster for two of the greatest shots in NBA history (spoiler: he didn’t take them).
  14. You know what, I believe him.
  15. This has been an incredibly entertaining game. I don’t want compliment anyone for fear of the Kermit jinx.
  16. Streameast seems to work some of the time.
  17. One of them thar pirate channels.
  18. Ask Steve Bartman how Chicago behaves.
  19. Man drafted extremely well and built a dynasty around Mike. His cardinal sin was not getting along with Basketball Jesus and Phil, and trying to combat Jordan’s constant bullying with comments to the press. If anything, last night finally shone a light on him in a positive and sympathetic way.
  20. I think I passed out somewhere around the third quarter from orgasmic pleasure induced by multiple dunking.
  21. Our future ROY is too good for us to tank like that. We have to start a forward at PG, play Branham, and pretend Doug Mulroney can still hoop.
  22. I’m just floating this based off a fucking tweet (Matt Moore) but would you guys be cool trading for Trae Young?
  23. Jodh Giddey is +46 in their game with Portland, which is probably about 30 more than he prefers.
  24. We had White and Murray on the team, but you are still correct. Very, very correct. And I love Devin Vassell.
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