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Kermit

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  1. Turner might be a zero on offense, but he is making Chet his bitch on defense.
  2. McConnell gonna get drug-tested if he keeps this up.
  3. So the moral of the story is fuck UConn? I’m down.
  4. Had a nightmare last night where I was announcing the NBA draft with Mark Jones and accidentally said Ace Bailey instead of Harper for the Spurs pick. The next 30 minutes of the dream was me running for my life and having to move my family to Antartica.
  5. Nobody loves Phil Jackson more than Phil Jackson. He’s with the right person.
  6. Somehow this is Nico’s fault.
  7. $10 billion to the same group that owns the Lakers. We’re all second apron fans now.
  8. There’s probably a great reason why this doesn’t exist, but I’m with you. I’d watch the hell out of it.
  9. I’ve had to turn the sound off (I sound like a goddamn broken record). It’s been historically bad, reaching Bill Walton (who I loved), Tom Tolbert, Brad Nessler levels of awful. Just the worst.
  10. The problem with needing more skilled players is that they simply don’t exist. There is one player in this league who anyone cares to watch. The skill level to make the women’s professional league palatable to a general audience is null and void. Even in a vacuum of sports, I would rather watch paint dry than to watch a Clark-less women’s basketball game. At least with villainous drama, my sloth-brained attention is captured. Even if you turned up the pace, increased the shooting, there would be a multitude of turnovers and clanked shots.
  11. I’m going to take what is apparently an unpopular side on this in that this league needs more of this physical, cunty play and good old-fashioned jealousy. Gets eyeballs, which they sorely need. I’d like to see her teammates get more feisty in protecting her, but overall I see this as a positive direction for the league. Shit, most successful leagues are fucking soap operas. Why should the WNBA be any different?
  12. Spurs ain’t saying shit, but the some dude said it should be okay going forward. He’s pre-law.
  13. It’s a shame he didn’t end it all before they found him.
  14. I don’t know who’s the dumbest anymore, which probably means I’m the dumbest.
  15. I remember all those charitable donations those priests gave to their altar boys.
  16. I’ve really grown to love JJJ as a player, but Ja is a goddamn train-wreck. Such a talented player with the brain of a 15 year old douchebag. Get what you can get for him and get out. The problem is that Memphis (the city) would riot.
  17. I don’t want to lose Sochan. Not even for Durant. I have fallen for the off-season shooting videos.
  18. Every trade like this is such an indictment of Nico. You get four first round picks, a swap, and players for T-Rex and Luka gets you Anthony Davis.
  19. So Orlando just did something…
  20. I’d love to add KD to the team, but not at any substantial cost. He’s not going to move the championship needle on this team, and dude is in the downside of a great career. They’d make the playoffs though, provided he stays healthy. Dude needs to go to a team where he’s the second to third option on offense and has to carry zero load on defense. I hope he gets that.
  21. The smell of gravy and unwashed ass.
  22. Maybe don’t play Myles Turner? Fucking horrendous tonight.
  23. Doris Burke: Lou Dort is not dirty. My next take will be Zaza, the gentlest player in NBA history.
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