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Kermit

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  1. I’m glad they made the guy with the worst court vision on the team the point guard. Shows commitment to tanking. How you continually miss or under throw the tallest guy in the league takes talent.
  2. This is going to be like watching snuff porn.
  3. Goddamnit Aqua. Please, no.
  4. I hear that’s the Coyote’s beverage of choice. I like where this is going.
  5. Pretty sure I can’t reach his dick, so I’ve got that going for me.
  6. He’s fucking awesome. Love watching these skinny dudes play center and prove everyone wrong about their durability and strength.
  7. He’s legitimately the worst NBA player I’ve seen in some time. I think I post this after every game he plays.
  8. That’s got to be the worst goddamn game Keldon Johnson has ever played.
  9. This ROY race is going to be an all-timer. Jaime ain’t winning, but he’s fucking awesome too.
  10. Devin was fucking incredible, but Branham deserves the game ball. I don’t know where the fuck that came from, but I’ll take it.
  11. Aggie, I’m sorry for what I’m about to say… The best part of the Warriors struggles is seeing Chris Paul irrelevant once again. Enjoy your championship-less season, you colossal douche. Maybe next year!
  12. ROY is the only award I can think of that is not predicated on team success. Chet is extremely deserving if he wins, but they’re not going to hold the fact that Wemby doesn’t have SGA on his team against him.
  13. Couple of observations from last night: Jeremy’s hair. What the fuck was that? Seriously, just no. Actually tried to get the ball to Wemby. Devin has completely lost his legs on this three point shot. Keldon needs to get to the rim or post up every night. Dude was taking it to Anthony Davis repeatedly. That’s his game. I hate Dougie McBuckets (as a player). He’s awful as a defender, and awful on offense. Just the worst. I’d rather Mamu get his playing time. Holy shit, Zach made some threes. Wemby is just on another planet, man. Hopefully he gets another win this season.
  14. See, Giannis fighting over a meaningless ball with the Pacers is exactly the level of bitchass this league needs. Maybe he should consult Chris Paul on the tunnel layout of the arena for maximum locker room infiltration.
  15. Fucking love that Coyote smut has been birthed into existence.
  16. Not just anyone can draft Josh Primo in the lottery.
  17. Props to Nurkic and his teammates for not going HAM on Draymond. That could’ve been much worse. Dude has got to go. This is a career of cheap shots at this point and he’s going to seriously injure someone if the league doesn’t put their foot down. Also, lol at Kerr saying he didn’t see the incident when there’s video of him staring at the replay on the screen. These guys can’t even lie convincingly.
  18. If we have to watch, y’all gotta watch.
  19. Bassey is out for the season. Hopefully he doesn’t have to watch this shit from the bench.
  20. You’re right. Hanson is playing Tulsa in May.
  21. They miss out on concerts because they live in Oklahoma.
  22. Our long, national nightmare is over.
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