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Kermit

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  1. Way to go, morons. This is a team of fucking idiots. I’d rather Victor shoot 100 time a game than deal with any of the rest of these idiots. We fucking suck. One of the worst goddamn teams in NBA history.
  2. Keldon has the worst goddamn game instincts. Just the worst.
  3. But then how would the owners get a public handout?
  4. There’s a million things I could be doing right now, but here I am watching this horror show.
  5. This quarter is setting basketball back decades.
  6. STOP SHOOTING THREES, GODDAMNIT!!!!
  7. If he asked and carded, is his ass protected? Who knows? Dude is getting a crash course in age of consent. Lawyer up and pay to make it go away. Then have a fool-proof system going forward. This doesn’t really seem to be an issue for anyone else not named Karl.
  8. Man, this team can lose to any team in any way imaginable. They’re like the human equivalent of the aggy jizz jar.
  9. Honestly, it was a well played game until the fourth with that shit lineup. They slowed the game down, and ran a bunch of set plays, which was nice. Rudy played an exceptional game in defense and Naz Reid did some cool shit. Competent point guard play and a center worth a damn would go a long way. My kingdom for Dejounte Murray and Jakob Turtle, just kidding (kind of).
  10. And Zach Collins, who still hasn’t met a three point shot he can make. How the fuck is this loser asshole making 37%?
  11. Zach Collins is no Steph Curry, even if he shoots as many threes.
  12. I would have been a sexual deviant, but no one would fuck me. Another of life’s wasted opportunities.
  13. Did he sexually assault a woman? I mean, he slept with a team employee in a consensual relationship. Was it against team rules? Yes. Sexual assault is a little strong. Also, Lebron’s a fucking pussy.
  14. My man, Ime Udoka can fight. From our very own Gabe Muoneke.
  15. It’s not like Wemby has been a slouch. If the Spurs win a couple of games here and there, he’s right back on top.
  16. This. If the Spurs ain’t playing, they ain’t losing.
  17. This is a time shitty performance by Plummer.
  18. Vassell is on a minutes restriction and they’re bringing him off the bench until he’s off it. Everything else I agree with. The Branham stats are abysmal and he should sit on the bus during the game. He can shoot the mid-range, but he and Collins need to immediately stop shooting threes. They’re instant turnovers. Wemby has at least stopped shooting so goddamn many bad ones.
  19. Why is Zach Collins allowed to shoot so many threes?
  20. I’ll be in my bunk.
  21. Much better. If Young is going to foul hunt all game, and the refs are trick-ass marks, ain’t nothing you can do about that. I wish they had left Branham at the practice facility. Preferably tied him to a ride at Fiesta Texas.
  22. He actually has some good spots last night, when the game was over and Denver had eased off. Actually, that’s harsh. He made shots from behind the arc, for once. He’s a weird player in that there is no redeeming qualities to his game outside of midrange shots. He is definitely the worst defender on the team, and that’s saying something with Doug McDermott breathing in a Spurs uniform. What does he do? What does he offer. I can’t even fantasize about his improvement without going limp. I’d rather play a failing, confidence-less Champagnie at this point. In his defense though, I have seen him throw lobs to Wemby, which is more than I can say for Keldon or Sochan. You can’t throw it high enough, and yet time after time deflection/steal. Maybe it is hard to throw the ball up 15 feet instead of 12.
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