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Kermit

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  1. Playing Branham any minutes is a recipe for losing, which is why he’s starting I guess.
  2. Okay, but could you write some fan fiction detailing the affair and frame it in such a way that it’s a threesome with the Coyote. Asking for a friend.
  3. What jumps out? My team is digging below the basement?
  4. Hey man, that’s a pretty good lecture. You might have an NBA coaching career in you yet.
  5. The sheer fucking audacity. I still can’t believe he walked to the microphone to lecture the fans. After sobering up, 8 hours of sleep, Thanksgiving lunch, more alcohol, and the traditional audition of the finger puppets, it’s still one of the more condescending things I’ve seen a professional coach do. Credit to San Antonio, they booed that idiot louder after that.
  6. Several lessons learned here if he fucked her (lol “if”): 1. Check the age of consent laws in the country you’re playing in 2. Card these girls (and guys, talking to you Dwight) 3. Do not under any circumstances take post-nut pictures 4. Have Chet tweet out your statement
  7. You magnificent bastard.
  8. Not good. I probably need to walk away for a while.
  9. Hey guys, we’re classy. Don’t boo. Meanwhile pay these exorbitantly high prices for a player we’ll misuse all year and surround with the worst goddamn supporting cast in NBA history. Look, here’s Doug McDermott, a piece of shit player who when he’s not missing a shot is turning the ball over inexplicably and fouling on a screen. Here’s Malaki Branham. We don’t know what he does, but man do we play him a lot. A little. I need a drink.
  10. Hey guys, don’t boo, meanwhile starts a SF at PG all season and “I’m so experimental, look at me’s” the fanbase. Meanwhile they haven’t won a game since Halloween. It’s Thanksgiving.
  11. This motherfucker is 3-12, and he’s got lectures for the crowd, but can’t lose a game by less than 20.
  12. Fuck ‘em. Both of them. Start chastising the crowd when you decide you want to start coaching, you elderly gasbag. Suck a wine bottled shaped dick. Move your gold-bricking ass back to California. Stop booing? Man, fuck you.
  13. We need to have the Pop conversation at some point. It’s too soon for personal reasons, but there’s a retirement home where they’re chiseling his nameplate.
  14. Watched Blue Eye Samurai on a recommendation from a co-worker. Binged the goddamn thing pretty quickly. Beautiful show all the way around. Lots of tits and a nose dildo for those so inclined.
  15. It’s getting close, which I didn’t think was possible. Same team, win lottery, get worse. Did they hire Sam Hinkie?
  16. Goddamn, this team sucks. I don’t know how much analysis you can do over piss poor effort.
  17. Good job, good effort. Abmas pissing down his leg there.
  18. Chuckers gonna chuck.
  19. I like this Shedrick kid.
  20. Nobody: OKC fans: look at Chet, see how good he is, and how efficient he is, and they’re just winning, although ignore the help and support he has to usher him though a productive rookie season. He’s so underrated and under appreciated. Please love Chet.
  21. I’m done with the Sochan experience at point guard. It sucks.
  22. Fuck yes.
  23. Matt Campbell is the rat Principal Hogarth hired to gnaw that thing off her face.
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