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Kermit

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  1. So many goddamn fouls.
  2. I fucking hate that asshole. So many Spurs games ruined by this dude.
  3. Well you see, Luka grunted. That’s always a foul.
  4. Omg will Jason Kidd shut the fuck up?
  5. Vassell might be underpaid.b
  6. Zach just died. WHO THE FUCK PUT A MIKE ON JASON KIDD?
  7. I’m pretty sure he’d be scoring more if they gave him the ball when he’s in the post, wherever that is. There’s been at least four missed opportunities that I can remember.
  8. Branham out here playing for the Washington Generals.
  9. So, can we trade Doug yet?
  10. What’s a post up?
  11. Good for you, bud. I know way too much about these dudes personal lives. I blame social media.
  12. Who in the league would want this fat fuck? Malcontent asshole who quits. Perfect addition to any team, especially the Clippers who already have one of those assholes.
  13. Fuck it. Let’s roll with the all arms quintet.
  14. One was too good to tank, one liked his tank, one is a perfect bench fit, one fits Austin, and what the fuck is Graham still doing in this team? Also, there’s Jeremy who is so not a point guard, but whatever.
  15. I don't know what to think. Does he look this good because it's the preseason and everyone is half-assing it? The Spurs are "supposed" to be terrible, they don't look terrible. He is a human cheat-code on defense. Seriously! How the fuck do you attack this guy? I'm with Mitch in that homerism starts to creep in, but HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ATTACK THIS GUY? The obvious answer is, you get into his body and be psychical with him, but the Spurs are not allowing him to bang down low. That's Zach's job. He's the help defense, and he is staying with guards and forwards of all levels of skill on the perimeter. What he did to Andrew Wiggins last night is illegal in 22 states. You say that this team was the absolute worst defensive team in NBA history last season? Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I don't think that's going to be the case this season. Fucking appointment television, boys. Hop in, water is warm. LETS FUCKING GO. Fuck the Mavs, this season can't start soon enough. I'm drinking the goddamn Kool-Aid.
  16. Doug, you may go.
  17. This is going to be an incredibly fun season.
  18. Preseason is a lot different than it used to be.
  19. Just the tip.
  20. Five minutes.
  21. Hell, I’d just settle for a goddamn rebound from one of our players. Zach Collins is what, 6’11”? Maybe act like it? It’s just the pre-season. It’a just the pre-season. It’s just the pre-season.
  22. I mean, someone is getting traded this season who is going to top the scales for a team like OKC. The Toronto Bros, one of the Clippers bros (fuck Kawhi Leonard)…those picks will come in handy, hypothetically speaking.
  23. This Sochan point guard experiment is making my eyes bleed.
  24. Last year, any games that were on the SA channels were available in the Spurs app. Now, did it work? No. The Kens 5 games were blacked out. The CW games would show, though.
  25. In his defense, who among us hasn’t wanted to punch Matt Gaetz in his face?
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