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Kermit

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  1. Dude honestly, this is the first time I’ve seen you admit that he does it. I think we’re making progress.
  2. Minister of Propaganda.
  3. He looks completely lost out there. He’s missing switches on defense, is poor at rebounding, and seemingly everyone he guards either draws a foul or scores. Offensively, woof. He has the dribble hand off down pat, I’ll give him that. I’ve never seen a player so terrified to be wide open. When he’s open under the basket, he freaks out and either goes up to slow or gets blocked. He’s been dunking more lately, but I think it’s because he’s scared to shoot anything. I did do some research on his girlfriend, well done Jeremy. Well done. Hopefully she stays with him when he’s on the Hornets.
  4. STOP LEAVING THREE POINT SHOOTERS WIDE OPEN. You don’t need to help.
  5. Well, this game is fucking over. Can’t make a goddamn basket, can rebound, can’t guard the three point line.
  6. Kornet injured or something?
  7. They’re wide open. Keep missing assignments and giving them second chances.
  8. If you’ll allow me to be me for a second, does anyone else see Sochan dragging the team down on both sides of the floor? I’m trying to give this dude the benefit of the doubt.
  9. What a fucking sports day. Goddamn, that was a great win.
  10. Goddamn, Dylan Harper can play. This was definitely Fox’s night, but that kid was the best defensive player when he was on the court, ran the offense to perfection when he had the ball, forced some shots (whatever, he’s rusty). Can’t believe they lucked into him again.
  11. Watching Keldon try to guard him reminded me of my high school days when I had to guard some prodigy from Roosevelt. Same result, probably with fewer “bitchass motherfuckers”.
  12. Watching Fox shoot threes I’m of the opinion that he’s not a horrible shooter, he’s just takes the shittiest quality shots. Horrible shot selection. When he’s open, dude is aces.
  13. Jeremy Sochan is legitimately terrified of the basketball on offense. Dude is a shittier Ben Simmons.
  14. Vassell tries to force too many dumbass shots. Dude just isn’t that kind of player. Defensively, just got killed on the perimeter again.
  15. Klay may be committing basketball terrorism with the Mavs on the court, but his interview is a must see after the game. Dude when in on Memphis and Ja in particular and he’s not wrong.
  16. That Reed Sheppard fellow has done a complete 180 and the Phoenix Suns are fun as fuck to watch.
  17. David Jones Garcia. Goddamn.
  18. Nice of Jeremy to rejoin the play in a speedy manner.
  19. If I mention it, I’ll jinx it.
  20. Nah, they’re pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
  21. Dude, watching Devin Vassell is making more of my hair fall out. Probably some pubes too.
  22. If you look at how he was injured, it will infuriate you more.
  23. Well, it’s a win. Sochan looked better, Olynyk got some run, great game from Kornet, Vassell was good and bad, Keldon can’t hit the goddamn side of a barn right now, but is rebounding his ass off, hopefully the Castle injury is nothing, Fox looks great when he’s the main option, Harrison is Harrison, Carter Bryant is not afraid of missing threes which is unfortunate because he sucks at shooting them, want more of Sochan and Bryant if one of them could fucking shoot, no boot for Harper, stop feeding Sean in the air it’s gross.
  24. He played the best point guard this team has seen since Anthony Parker Jr. Dude is amazing. If Fox is going to be a hero chucker, Dylan is sorely needed. Probably would have won at least one of those games with him.
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