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Kermit

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  1. Uh, I have a theory…
  2. I was pleating, Slacks. I mean joking. I was joking. He’s clearly a top 5 player on the Celtics.
  3. Jason Tatum is pretty good at this basketball thing. Not top 5 though.
  4. You can’t blame this shit on anyone but Dumbass at this point. He’s been given every chance, every opportunity, but proceeds to diarrhea shit all over it. Fuck this wannabe gangster. Best thing he can do for the NBA is shoot his dick off at this point.
  5. Well boys (and possibly one or two other genders), we’re two days away. How are we feeling? Me, I’m stressed. Can we possibly secure another generational talent with the number one pick? Or do we get another headcase from Alabama?
  6. Well, catastrophic knee and achilles injuries will do that.
  7. Okay, now that it’s over…Fuck the Lakers (except for Lonnie).
  8. Idiot savant?
  9. Doc and Harden. Name a better duo of playoff sucktitude.
  10. Oh Doc, never change.
  11. Continue the tradition!
  12. Maybe he needs to sexually harass some team employees to get the team winning again.
  13. Please baby Jesus let this happen. Please.
  14. My bad…
  15. Man, the Warriors are not taking this well at all. You hate to see the complaining about refs actually calling moving screens, the complaining about the Lakers flopping, and Steph’s cum-dumpster claiming the games are rigged after watching the Warriors get free hand-jobs from the refs the last ten years. They really paid Poole that money, huh? Cry bitches. Fucking Lonnie Walker the motherfucking IV. Great to see you show out, kid.
  16. That douche flopping after Jokic puts his hands on him is just so on point for an owner of the Phoenix Suns.
  17. Oh man. WE FUCKING HATED DIRK! Now, he has a following among Spurs fans as a great guy, stone-cold killer, and worthy adversary. But back then, when the teams were competing for Conference Championships? Fuck that floppy haired, floppy body, whiny cunt. God, it felt so good to hate a rival. I hope we can all get there again.
  18. I could not stand Tony Parker. In fact, I still harbor a healthy dislike towards the man. He’s a piece of shit. Rival players? Shit, I’m the lead Player Hater. You name them, I hate them.
  19. I know I’m probably late to the party on this take, but what demonic being has taken over Trey Lyles? He’s good at basketball now?
  20. I want off this roller coaster.
  21. That’s me when I’m stiff too.
  22. A healthy Kawhi Leonard you say? There’s a greater chance of one of us being murdered by his sibling at a casino than seeing a healthy Kawhi Leonard.
  23. What’s cooler than cool?
  24. Goddamn, Dejounte Murray is a fucking moron.
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