Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Well, yeah. When you watch literally every second of Spurs basketball this season you formulate some strong opinions.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I actually feel incredibly bad for him, because it’s clear he’d rather do anything but shoot that three. The ball spins in ways it didn’t think possible when it leaves his hands. @ztejas is probably right about his intangibles and hierarchy on the team, but he’s got to fix that shot. I’m not even worried about his threes, it’s the paint and rim shots that are starting to descend into exercises if futility.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
So, since the season is basically over it's time for some post-season anal-sis. Front office: What the fuck are you assholes doing? This team is dogshit. The veterans are/were dogshit, the players on the team sans Victor and Vassell are dogshit, and the "tank" is dogshit. This upcoming draft is also dogshit and you guys sold everyone on a tank after it became clear that you suck at your jobs. Fuck you. Coaching staff: Tonight's game is a clear indicator that the old man needs to go. Taylor Jenkins has taken a bunch of journeymen and NBA hopefuls and has them playing hard and smart. Then you've got our merry band of idiots, who have been making the same goddman mistakes all season and are progressively getting worse (except Victor). This team needs someone young and hungry, who can grow with the team and hold them accountable. Pop is fat, happy, and clearly does not have what it takes. These guys can't even throw an entry pass, constantly fuck up lobs, and refuse to peel off when Vic is trying to post up. Coaching? Players: Jesus Christ, these assholes suck. Sochan: I know @ztejas is going to disagree vehemtly, but I don't know where this guy falls on this team. He is a horrid shooter and getting worse. He constatnly falls down leaving his teammates to defend 4 on 5. He's not the defender he thinks he is although he's good at it. He fouls a lot. He can't pass, he can't lob, but he can back his man down into the paint and miss a layup. He'll have the spectacular play, but until he can shoot he's going to have a hard time on the offensive side of the ball. Did I mention he can't shoot? Wemby: I love you, please don't leave. Cedi: What can be said about this asshole that @ztejas hasn't already said a million times. I'll be glad when he's gone. Keldon: You are not the star. You are not the star. Pass the fucking ball, you are not the star. Also, you are the worst defender on the team, and Malaki is on this team. He shoots the Spurs out of games, he shoots them into games. Bad turnover here, bad shot there, bad defense everywhere. Hopefully he either accepts his role which should not be the Manu Ginobili of the team, of which he has zero talent to pull off, or gets traded in the offseason. I'll be sad to see him go because he's a beautiful kid with a great personality and does a lot for the city, but he's fucking this team up. Tre: He's a backup. For all the clamoring of him starting, I really don't think the season plays out any differently in terms of win/loss. He's improved as a shooter, which is nice. Tonight is a reminder of all his limitations when he's outplayed by Scottie Pippin's kid. Malaki: I've wasted too many words on this fucker already. Please leave. Julian: He won't be on the team next year, and if he is he'll be glued to the pine. If he is starting, see the Front Office paragraph about them sucking ass. Zach Collins: I think if we just put some hair gel at the top of the Frost Bank building in San Antonio and told Zach it was on the ledge, the the problem would take care of itself. Blake Wesley: I think he'll improve, but he still misses a shit-ton of layups. Can't shoot, but has gotten surprisingly better. Vassell: The one bright spot besides Vic. Defense sucks, but so does everyone elses (sans Vic) and he can shoot his ass off. Two man game with Vic is coming along. He's also continued to drive to the basket and has steadily improved there. Great passer. Love this kid. Mamu: Wish you had gotten more play, dude. Love your energy and tonight would have been a great game to get you some run. God, I fucking hate Zach Collins. Just a fucking horrendous season capped of by tonight's horrendous loss.
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NBA 2023-24
Are you a dynasty if you can’t win a title?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Of extremely short shorts.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Fucking Victor. Can’t believe this is as bad as he will be, and he’s a revelation.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Sochan, what are you doing?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Remember when the Spurs had unstoppable plays on end of game situations? I guess it wasn’t the coach.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Was it a Daniel Gibson type incident?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Goddamnit Keldon. Make up your mind on whether or not you’re going to suck.
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NBA 2023-24
World B. Flat with the reverse Magic.
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NBA 2023-24
- NBA 2023-24
That’s a great dunk. It’s also an offensive foul. Fuck it. Enjoy your poster young man.- NBA 2023-24
Dude, fuck this shit. I hate this for my Rockets homies. I hate your fucking team, but y’all deserve nice shit.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
lol warriors. Wtf are you doing? Great game for Dominic Barlow.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Well, snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
The fuck have they done with Branham?- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That was an absolute ass kicking by Sengun.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
What does Cedi do that Mamu can’t do better? Trip?- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Benedict Mathrin and Malaki Branham sound like a couple of Amish farmers.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
TJ McConnell is such an unlikable bitch.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I don’t know wtf got into Branham and Collins, but I like it. Also, Blake freaking Wesley.- NBA 2023-24
- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
True, but they’ve fucked around this year and actually tried. It’s going to take a lot of losing to get back in the tank line, and even then they’ll need some help. - NBA 2023-24
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