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Kermit

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  1. Been dealing with kid flu sickness and noticed my shit i took just a few minutes ago smelt of chicken fried steak and fried okra. I knew something was up. Great job, Spurs people! Let’s go win some goddamn games.
  2. Don’t forget alleged rapist and NowThis enthusiast Kobe’s bitch ass demands that landed him in LA.
  3. Of course they’re going to approve it. The only reason Chris Paul’s deal got denied was that the league was running the New Orleans franchise at the time and had final say. If one team wants to debase itself for the benefit of another team, who are they to say no?
  4. What’s going to be hilarious is that on April 9th, there will be a stadium full of Mavs and Lakers fans simultaneously cheering a player wearing Lakers colors, while chanting “fuck Nico Harrison” in unison (just the Mavs fans on that last part). This is going to get very ugly, very quickly. Dude probably needs to go into witness protection.
  5. None of this makes any fucking sense. He’s either severely injured with no hope of regaining any semblance of his past self, or he told the Mavs he wasn’t signing the extension and that his preferred destination is the Lakers and they’re protecting him from the media onslaught, which they would have no reason to do.
  6. Spurs own the Mavs pick swap in 2030.
  7. I’m just thankful that when it was the Spurs turn to send the Lakers a generational player for pocket lint, they were told to fuck their own faces. Goddamnit, I fucking hate the Lakers.
  8. If the league even knew he was for sale, there would’ve been a feeding frenzy.
  9. Mavs bros, I am so sorry. The Lakers are to fleecing teams in trades as the Spurs are to drafting generational big men. It’s inevitable.
  10. It was nice to see Keldon and Tre have great games last night. Boost that trade value. I don’t know what the fuck has happen to Sochan offensively. There is no confidence whatsoever. Looks like me trying to score on Kris Clack at the rec center during pick up.
  11. Nah. Giannis was being a bitch. FML I'm defending Chris Paul.
  12. Lot of smoke that a Fox trade to the Spurs is imminent. Is Don Harris reputable? Dammit, Burdine.
  13. Why am I watching this shit? I could be jerking off, a drug addict, playing co-ed softball.
  14. Is that the dude who tried to fight LeBron?
  15. It’s better than the what we got.
  16. Yeah, we all know that we’re going to trust…checks notes…the process.
  17. I was going to come in a bitch but you guys got this handled.
  18. What you guys should be doing is finding Rodney Terry some crazy ass broad with homicidal tendencies.
  19. “30 years of dry holes” sounds like my marriage.
  20. Aldama is slapping his unibrow dick across the Spurs weakass foreheads.
  21. Mitch Johnson fucking sucks. I’ll take a stroked out Pop at this point. Shitty rotations, shitty adjustments, sucks shit through a straw.
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