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    Murph out there looking like me in slow pitch.
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    I’m on vacation, surrounded by Warriors fans. They’re passing Lakers fans in obnoxiousness by the second. Aggie, I’m pretty sure you’re the only one of these douchebags I like.
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    I fucking hate the Celtics too, I’m just pulling for Derrick’s big ass forehead. Love that kid and I want him to win it all and have a large part.
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    He’s a defensive genius. Just look at that play and tell me it’s not Rembrandt on the hardwood.
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    Dolcini is fucking up.
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    Another guy who’s been captivated by this team. Just tuned in one day to watch them play Arkansas and never stopped. I can’t get enough. It’s a fucking emotional roller coaster.
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    Also a Warriors fan defense, look up a dirty player in an opposing teams history and use that player as a justification of why the Warriors player is defensible. disclaimer: Kermit recognizes that this level of fan idiocy is not indicative of JUST Warriors fans and can be applied broadly across the sports spectrum. However because Kermit hates the Warriors he will act like he doesn’t understand that this happens with other fan bases and will argue appropriately.
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    Be even weirder if he texted back.
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    Fuck Kawhi Leonard.
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    Light years ahead.
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    I hope you washed your hands afterwards.
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    Your quintessential Rolling Stone article.
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    I’ve lit my Tim Duncan prayer candle.
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    So did Bruce Bowen, but I’ll bet history will look at Draymond more favorably. He is a genius after all.
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    Draymond hatred v. “He’s the ugliest son of a bitch to ever play but goddamn is he good at defense”
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    Go on.
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    I’m surprised that no politician has run on a “Fuck Chris Paul” platform, with every public policy conceivable at making Chris’s life a living hell. They’d have my vote.
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    Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
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    Chris Paul and Phoenix is a match made in heaven. That heaven is for those of us us who love watching them fail again and again. It’s glorious.
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    How the fuck are you going to have two 0-fer games, Derrick White? Thanks for the pick though.
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    Guys, I hate your fucking team, but goddamnit send these fuckers to the seventh layer of hell tonight. Phoenix doesn’t deserve anything nice. Ever. Humiliate them on their floor. Make them question their existence. I want to see Chris Paul cry.
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    Is there a consensus on which player would fit us best (if we have the top pick)? I’ve been watching a lot of Jabari Smith highlights. One can dream…
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    Is it when you have an affair with a stripper and have pictures of your dick used to extort you?
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    Anyone picking Phoenix to win anything obviously doesn’t understand that the universe hates the Suns and wants maximum pain for their fans.

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