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Jada Pinkett Smith, a sympathetic figure if ever there was one.

Who gives a shit? It’s hair. I lost mine at 20, and you don’t see my wife slapping people who crack on me.

He's one of the greatest talents in the NBA and you're over here going "well I don't know...". It's fucking asinine and the definition of overthinking. They're a good team without him and a great team with him. That's it. Two posts before... Hedging, but I'll give you that. He has one playoff win because they're a young team and they were an 8 seed playing a one seed last season. Baby steps. Not everyone kicks ass their first foray into battle. You learn, and this team is poised for success. Playoff basketball is different. You know this, and you need a player like Ja if you're going to succeed.

I'm pretty sure they've already fucked up the tank, so now I'm rooting for Lakers misery. Plus, the guys will have some great experience if they can make a push towards the post-season (trying to be that one asshole who puts a positive spin on things).

Well, now I know who to blame if they lose. Have fun Hate!

We're going to do this again? 11/28/2021: beat Sacramento. Incredible win. 11/30/2021: beat Toronto when they were struggling. Their third loss in a row, 9-13 at that point. 12/02/2021: beat OKC by the biggest margin in NBA history I believe. It's OKC. 12/04/2021: beat Dallas without the cooler Luka. 12/06/2021: beat Miami without Bam. 12/09/2022: beat the Lakers. Well who hasn't done that this year. 12/11/2022: beat Houston. Wow, such hard. 12/13/2022: beat Philly. No Process. 12/15/2022: beat Portland. Again, they suck. 12/17/2022: beat Sacramento again. Used to mean something before you were born. 01/08/2022: beat the Clippers who are actually doing quite well without their stars too. 02/15/2022: beat the Pelicans. 03/15/2022: beat Indiana, who is trying to suck. 03/20/2022: beat Houston, who is missing Hakeem. 03/23/2022: beat Brooklyn's overrated ass (we'll see if you read all the way through or not). 03/24/2022: beat Indiana again. Remember, they suck. 03/26/2023: beat Milwaukee. Great win. They're deep as fuck. They're super talented, and deep as fuck. Like, balls deep. They play a havoc based style and when Ja is on the floor, they have an unstoppable force who can get to the basket at will. They are one of my favorites to win it all, and I don't give a fuck if everyone on the team isn't of legal drinking age. BUT.... Probably not? Probably not???? Dude, you have smoked yourself, uh, regarded? Is that the phrase we're using now? They're not even close to a better playoff team without him. The Spurs used to do this shit too when Tim was out. No one in their right goddamn mind thought they were a better playoff team without him. What in the actual fuck?

There was a point in the game last night where the Spurs were almost unrecognizable. I've watch this team try to figure it out all year. They play extremely hard, but just can't get over the hump most nights. It was a lineup of Murray, Primo, Keldon, Collins, and and Landale. For whatever reason, this lineup clicked. The ball never stopped moving, the players never stopped moving, and they had wide open layups and three pointers. Hell, Jock even nailed a step-back three. It didn't last, but it made me hopeful.

And the scary part is, they're only going to get better. They have so many fucking picks. Three possible this year because the Lakers are fucking stupid and suck. https://www.prosportstransactions.com/basketball/DraftTrades/Future/Grizzlies.htm

I take it FIFA Patty is already on vacation?

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Either this escalated quickly, or you have some unresolved issues with ERhine.

Are some of them related to the mascot?

Lonnie injured. Didn’t look good.

Maybe he does.

She ruined those exquisite Petty songs with her braying.

I know where you’re going with this and I’m just gonna say it…fuck Kawhi Leonard.

Do they have any assets to give? Aren’t they tapped out like Francesca Le at the end of a bukkake video?

Maybe you shouldn’t suck. You could always quit.

I’m enjoying a lineup of Carmelo, Dwight, and Russ. It’s beautiful.

Trevor Ariza is a journeyman. Jeff Green is a journeyman. Chris Paul is a fucking basketball savant and the only reason his bitchass has moved as many times as he has is because he’s a fucking bitch.

James Harden immediately demands a trade to Vegas. Wulaw defends him, somehow blaming Tilman for his disastrous stints in Brooklyn and Philadelphia. Strippers everywhere rejoice.

According to Wikipedia, he couldn’t dunk until his senior year of HS. Now look at him, dunking on the world. Also Jakob…