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Kermit

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  1. Fuck Kawhi Leonard.
  2. Light years ahead.
  3. I hope you washed your hands afterwards.
  4. Your quintessential Rolling Stone article.
  5. So did Bruce Bowen, but I’ll bet history will look at Draymond more favorably. He is a genius after all.
  6. Draymond hatred v. “He’s the ugliest son of a bitch to ever play but goddamn is he good at defense”
  7. Go on.
  8. I’m surprised that no politician has run on a “Fuck Chris Paul” platform, with every public policy conceivable at making Chris’s life a living hell. They’d have my vote.
  9. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
  10. Chris Paul and Phoenix is a match made in heaven. That heaven is for those of us us who love watching them fail again and again. It’s glorious.
  11. How the fuck are you going to have two 0-fer games, Derrick White? Thanks for the pick though.
  12. Guys, I hate your fucking team, but goddamnit send these fuckers to the seventh layer of hell tonight. Phoenix doesn’t deserve anything nice. Ever. Humiliate them on their floor. Make them question their existence. I want to see Chris Paul cry.
  13. Is there a consensus on which player would fit us best (if we have the top pick)? I’ve been watching a lot of Jabari Smith highlights. One can dream…
  14. Is it when you have an affair with a stripper and have pictures of your dick used to extort you?
  15. Anyone picking Phoenix to win anything obviously doesn’t understand that the universe hates the Suns and wants maximum pain for their fans.
  16. They’ll move to San Marcos, have both markets. Obviously, I’m joking. They’re going to Mexico.
  17. This is the hit that put him out of the league. Pretty sure Derka is referring to this… https://www.espn.com/nba/news/story?id=3153850
  18. If Steve Kerr had just shut the fuck up, this wouldn't be a story. But, noooooooooo. The guy who trotted Dickhead Undercutter and Sir Fartsniffer Dick-kicker out there had to go on and on about the "code".
  19. Wouldn't they just wrestle-fuck each other to death?
  20. What the fuck did we just watch? I feel cheated, and I didn’t even pay for this shit.
  21. This reminds me of all the fights I’ve ever been in.
  22. Ate at Health Camp in Waco. Didn't get raped.
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