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Brothahorn

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  1. Aww shit. They got Damon Stoudemire tied up in this shit. Brenda might have some explaining to do.
  2. I read buffalo as water buffalo and was wondering where the F is this dude delivering packages.
  3. You will have to ride in the bed. Not enough room and air freshener for you up front.
  4. Yeah. Nothing much besides writing and producing Transporter 1-3, Hitman, Columbiana, Taken 1-3(3 did suck). PF may get all the love but it wasn't close to his best. And it had the bullshit QT effect at the time. Don't let me forget about Kiss of the Dragon. Another great guy movie.
  5. I have a feeling, we may not be talking about the same streets. NTTIATWWT
  6. I turned down a trip to Vegas this weekend to go to Lake Charles. My birthday was Wednesday and the wife offered to take me to Vegas. But what's the point? I'm 51, married with two kids at home. What exactly am I going to do in Vegas with my wife that I can't do in LC? Ok, so I will miss the buffets. But within two hours I can be at my hotel, gamble my $200 and then come home. Without all of the airport hassle. And I can still eat all the shit, I don't need to be eating. Plus I get to stop at buc-ees.
  7. Yeah. John Travolta's best movie is From Paris with Love. Wax on muthafucka.
  8. By wearing the right shoes and chain with your uniform.
  9. Old people like me will say it's because they don't practice enough, are more worried about looking good, and they don't really care about the game anymore. But I'm sure it's something more complex.
  10. Oh, they are not very good. It's why I didn't get excited about the first 3 wins or start making ridiculous predictions. Deion is not the most humble person, and he got embarrassed last week. So he might be able to whip them up for this game. 2 ass-kickings in a row is not a good look, I don't care who you are or what happened last year. Plus it's USC, Lincoln and Caleb, what's not to hate?
  11. About to start. It's a home game against a team with no D. After getting your butt whipped last week. Stranger things have happened.
  12. Think they can score enough to beat USC? F For some reason, I think they win this one. They will play Washington in the conference championship game :-)
  13. True in so many ways. however, if there is one sumbitch who needs a good horsewhipping. I just can't get past his ways. When the old man died, he stole the insurance policy(it wasn't much but still) and the car(2000 Monte Carlo). It wasn't the money but stealing from your family(younger siblings who could have used something) and talking trash about them. Especially when the old man didn't trust you to take him to the doctor or get his medicine. He and lil bro were locked up in the county for a couple of weeks at the same time and he basically shitted on him. That's fucked up. And worth a knock upside the head. Now my little bro got himself right. Got his CDL, got married, and is a model citizen these days. But this clown is still struggling. So he is probably trying to get some money. Family joke because we were born in the same year and favor each other. Remember, my biological wasn't shit. Growing up I thought I had a sister, who was 3 months younger than me. Then, I found out she was actually 3 months older than me LOL She was in San Marcos while I was in Austin, so we got to hang out then. The biological couldn't go to her wedding because the man who raised her knows who he is and would have had some very serious questions. Hell, I went to the wedding as a close friend of the groom. And I swear he was eyeballing me all night(people say I look like the biological). All things considered, we have a great relationship and see each other 3-4 times a year, and talk all the time.
  14. I cannot stand my oldest brother. He is a bum-ass thief, liar and crook. Growing up, whenever we would get together, he always made us feel like it was our fault his daddy wasn't shit. No bitch, our daddy wasn't shit because he wasn't shit to begin with. It wasn't my fault, it wasn't my twin sister's fault(3 months older than me), it wasn't the younger brother's fault(8 years younger than me) or the little sister(10 years younger). That muthafucka just wasn't shit! Maybe, you should ask your momma why she couldn't keep a man. Our last living Aunt is sick, so baby brother and I went to Sunnyside to see her. We ran into his punk ass. Now he wants to be all family and shit. After he stole from his brothers and sisters when the old man died. Fuck him. I keep a tire thumper for people like him who aren't worth shooting. And if it wasn't for my lil bro, I probably would have popped his ass. I know it's wrong, I know I have too much to lose, I know I'm playing into the low impulse control but I just can't stand his ass. And I still got my bail/bullshit fund. And I really can't stand his/my older bougie fake-ass sister.
  15. Mr Bull was not having the disrespect shown to him. See bottom post. Couldn't figure out how to get just the reply post.
  16. Giving up Jrue for Dame is terrible. He was your pit bull.
  17. @Cajun I know you enjoyed the show yesterday. [emoji1787]
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