Jump to content

Brothahorn

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    8839
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Brothahorn

  1. Man, if you called me a negro, I would know that you are retarded. Because that would be one of the dumbest attempts at an insult I have ever heard.
  2. My sister had Down Syndrome, and technically, she was retarded. But I never had a problem using it or hearing it used to describe someone who said or did something dumb/stupid. Because my sister damn sure wasn't dumb. She taught me quite a few times that just because she was slow, it didn't mean she was a fool. Not everyone who has/had a special needs family member is offended by simple words. So if you want to use it, use it. If you don't like hearing it, then so be it. Add it to the list of other things you didn't like that day. Either way it don't a shit. Live your life.
  3. Not even stuffed. Just a pickle tied to a chicken breast with some string. Lazy.
  4. Your story reminds me of the when we moved to the country. There was no running water in the house. So, while that was being fixed, every morning I had to catch water. When it was bath time, I would have to catch enough for 4 people in the foot tubs. Then cover the tub with plastic so the damn grass hoppers wouldn't get in. Then, later on, we had a calf who couldn't suck because her momma tit got too big. So first we started off with the big ass baby bottle, then we moved to the bucket with the nipple. She would conveniently knock it off the fence if I didn't watch her. And if it didn't matter how hungry she was, I still had to catch her ass every morning.
  5. And while he was harassing you, someone walked out with a 55" TV.
  6. Because it causes non-WNBA people to talk about it. Those ladies are good at what they do. But it's ridiculous that they always have to roach off the NBA to get attention.
  7. They would have made me ride in the back of the trail.
  8. People who smoke weed. Not because they smoke weed but because they stank! Coming out of the cigar bar, after smelling all those beautiful aromas and right into the aftermath of some stanky sumbitch. I haven't smoked in close to 18 years. But I don't remember it being that funky. I just want to take those lil stanky bastards and spray them with Fabuloso and the pressure washer. And it doesn't matter where you are, there is always some stank-ass crop dusting the place.
  9. Is that how you earned your user name?
  10. So now would be a good time to admit that I bought a temp controller for the Akorn, since your opinion of me can't go any lower?
  11. $16 on Amazon. Lost a fitbit while fixing fence and replaced it with this. Plus, I can see the numbers without my glasses.
  12. Get her the plastic ones.
  13. A nut running around with a chainsaw and axe is not going to end well at all.
  14. Good news for all your carpet baggers. The rules have been amended. It's now about your state of mind and love for the greatest state ever. Not where you were born. Hell, there are native Texans who have never ridden a horse or stepped in cow shit these days.
  15. Did you get gonorrhea from this chick?
  16. Skip is sooo bad, they can't find anyone to work with him.
  17. Perfect response. And probably cheaper than going to court over his resignation.
  18. Told the wife when we retire, we are doing the Lucy-Ricky thing with full size beds.
  19. 100% of that 35% are crazy.
  20. Nothing that fancy. Just some of the county and church leaders thought it would be fun to show the kids how things used to be. It was sponsored by the circuit church. I think we did about 15 miles, then camped out. It could have been fun if there had been less adults there. Especially the holy rollers.
×
×
  • Create New...