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Brothahorn

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  1. Well, she needs to reimburse the house.
  2. Credit card captain is a great time waster.
  3. If you know we pay the yard man $50 every time he cuts, why the hell would you Zelle him $500?! Even if you 'thought' I said $500, wouldn't you still verify? Well, not if you're my wife.
  4. No. Now that the Beal saga is over.
  5. You, Me & My Ex. Why the hell would you want to be friends with your ex? We made it through the first season, this shit is coo-coo. There is this ex-Army wife in NC, who cheated with her Marine neighbor while her husband was on duty in CA. Now, she is married to the Marine, but is still friends with her Army ex, to the point they got matching tattoos. Also, Marine's ex-wife (who I'm pretty sure want's ex-Army too) is ex Army's bestie to the point she is the Maid of Honor in the wedding. So basically ex Army, New Marine wife
  6. Wizards gonna Wizard. Can't remember where I heard it from. But someone once said, even on terrible basketball teams, someone has to score. That someone is now Poole. I guess the Ws would rather have a guy who doesn't play, rather than a guy who doesn't play defense.
  7. Surly Gun Club
  8. Yeah, he'll need to go to pornhub to get his speedo fix. That's all I got.
  9. Continuing the nautical theme. Which one of you assholes is this? And WTF were you thinking?
  10. Surly yacht club
  11. Reddit and Twitter are different platforms, sir.
  12. Always doing shit, you have no business doing.
  13. Wait for it..
  14. Well, that explains Phoenix' crazy moves. Destroying the CBA and pissing on the Knicks wasn't enough of a sign for the Suns owner? And don't forget the $11M the Knicks had to because he couldn't take no for answer. Who is going to give Draymond $27M? LOL
  15. He's no LeBron, that's for damn sure.
  16. Happy Father's Day to all you cats, even the sugar daddies. And a special shoutout to the stepdads. Somewhere along the way being a stepdad has become frowned upon. And the reality is being a good stepdad might be the hardest job out there.
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