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That's aggy's description of Cheerios.

Aggy will not let this stand.

They are not making that type of money. You are usually an ok poster, but when it comes to this stuff, you live somewhere with unicorns. Just because some KSU or BU fan's podcast on YouTube projects this, it is not a projection from the networks. You use the OSU/BU game rating as a marker. That was solely based on hype ESPN was using to push the upcoming playoff games. It doesn't reflect the attention either team draws nationally. The Big 12 has a population footprint at least half the size of everyone's else. That is why the Big 12 relied heavily on National appeal, but no one wanted to schedule better games. Yet, they had no problem letting Texas and eventually OU do all the heavy work. But now as a conference that needed all the National attention they could pull, they lost the two horses that pulled it. And with it, they lost the Texas population as numbers. The reason they rushed and expanded with the ones they did is because they know it is bad. They grabbed Houston trying to salvo somewhat of an interest in Texas. BYU is the closest to a P5 school out there. UFC, recognizable name in a big state. Same with Cincy. They are desperately trying to grow the footprint for hopefully a networks soon. They HAVE to have it because without it, they are DOOMED. This is NOT going to get them there. Not even close.... If they make half the money the other P5s make that does nothing to compete, but the other leagues have networks that are starting to distribute insane money on top of the media numbers. It is done for the Big 12. It is just a matter of time...

There's a lot of slack to maneuver around in this section. This isn't the holdup.

Don't they all? Maybe I'm confusing gpa with iq. But then again, why not both?

I'll allow this.

I do every once in awhile. Then I call him out on coming up with his expert analysis, insight and unique perspective of events, including most of his chosen topic of the day, straight from surely itself. He ignores comments that point out brainstorms, concerns or inside info was posted and discussed days to weeks ago...

Why haven't we used him throwing the ball? Maybe we will this year out of a two back set. As much attention as Bijan gets when he touches the ball, a flicker to Rojo would catch someone up shit creek.

The Big 12 is going to fuck themselves by being a little bitch and not wanting to let go of the coattails. One last payday... When the contract expires, UT and OU will walk out with a "see ya later". "Yep, you got it... In court. Sue us bitches". It will get tied up in court until the Big 12 comes unraveled. Which will start when they see that first check without coattails to ride.

As much as SEC fans have heard "tu" over the past decade, I'm sure sure they will go out of their way and call us UT just to get those aggy tears to flow.

The good old SWC years. Just about every team in the SWC spent half each practice session on their weekly opponent and the second half preparing for Texas leading up to that game. Beating the Longhorns was what their season was all about and nothing else, outside of the once every decade or two where they had something of a decent year... Kinda sad when you look at almost all the rampant cheating going on in the SWC was done with beating Texas in mind. But for the most part, failed miserably (LOL @aggy).

I don't think a single one of them have ever seen a (human) vagina in person.

And then covid out... Gotta protect that "L" side. 4 is totally acceptable seeing aggy plays the hardest schedule each year. Now 5? Jimbo is probably pushing his luck there. Or not.

What are you trying to say? The drop in suicide bombers has more to do with engineering/construction failures than actual progress in the middle east?

SEC to the BIG 12. - Let my people go!. Don't make us go full Moses on your ass. -

The whole CIA thing actually makes a lot of sense. When it comes to intelligence, the CIA has a long and distinguished history of massive failure after failure. 1. Korea. Even with China amassed 300,000 plus troops on the border, "there is NO threat of them crossing the border and entering the war". FAIL. 2. Vietnam. "Russia will commit combat units to the war. But the Vietnamese people will rise up against the commie bastards" FAIL Russia supplied weapons and limited advisors who were stationed in North Vietnam mainly helping with air defenses. 3. Cuba, the pigs and the missiles thingy. "Easy target, easy to overthrow. Minimal Russian troops present, limited Russian weaponry present". FAIL Not only had Russia assembled a troop force x10 the size of what we thought, they already had nukes present in Cuba, including battlefield nukes and were authorized to use them of the US committed the bulk of its forces into taking Cuba. It turns out the Missle Crisis was only another round of nukes to be installed in Cuba. They already had nukes ready to go at any time. They were later decommissioned quietly in exchange for ours in Turkey and West Germany, ect... 4. Fall of the Soviet Union. Everything we thought we knew about their weaponry, missle capacity, fighting strength was so wrong in all the worse ways if things ever got real. FAIL 5. 911. FAIL 6. Iraq WMDs. FAIL 7. Afghanistan/Taliban. FAIL That's just the highlights. The failures have been so epic that the CIA can no longer put together bombing target packages. Only so many Red Cross hospitals, aspirin factories, baby bottle factories, ect can be bombed before it becomes obvious that they might be inept at picking where the bombs go. But now, throw a shit ton of money at something and completely assume that fixed the problem, only to be caught off guard when that didn't fix shit... Yeah, they are great at that! CIAggy. Pretty fitting

Just drink the kool-aid baby.

We aren't losing to UTSA. It will be worse than the TT game. It will be funny when we catch 'bama flat and blast them and aggy gets shitholed by them for another 8-4 season.

Something tells me on the reverse side, there are butt flaps with different names.

Especially since they probably used more than their usual bagmen this time. New ones who didn't understand the ins and outs of the NIL any better than the rest of us, so they plan on reporting it properly to the IRS. Jimbo threatening the SEC teams to shut up and stop drawing attention to aggy or aggy would blow up everybody else's recruiting practices, had to draw plenty of unwanted attention from more than just the NCAA. Uncle Sam will want his money and Uncle Sam will get his money.

Has anyone told them they haven't been close to winning one in almost 100 years. So maybe worrying about winning a few NCs suddenly might be jumping the gun like 300 years early.

Those players all incorporated into this scheme. Yum! https://youtu.be/hcO8Neq2yz4 Pluss if we add some of the two back sets from the gogo (Georgia Tech). As long as Ewers is able to play near the level he did in HS, this offense is going to be epic. Personally, I think he will. I remember the first couple of times watching him play. The first time I thought this kid is really good. The second time I was looking forward to seeing him again and kept thinking to myself how much he reminded me of Aikman. From his touch on the long ball to his pocket presence and the way he was willing to step into a throw, knowing he was about to get leveled, and deliver a perfect strike... But he had better legs.

Funniest thing about it, when this blows up in their face and can't compete for all the recruits they want across board and they still haven't won shit, aggy will be the first crying foul and that everybody is cheating and conspiring together to hold aggy down.

I'm sure they've noticed the Penn transgender swimmer thing... Over/Under on how long before aggy women's sports start fielding all transgender teams?

#1 class in the age of portal and NIL deals doesn't mean the same as it would before. aggy already went drunk Saudi Royal buying Jimbo from FSU and several recruiting classes, (this isn't the first) I can't wait to see how much they spend trying to keep this one together for more than a season. It will be glorious once again. Not to mention on top of what they spend to keep this class together next year, there are those fresh recruits to buy next year... Aggy, needing to show the world how they now have as much money as UT by paying Jimbo double and triple more than 97% of the other P5S coaches were making, made salaries skyrocket. Aggy will end up killing recruiting and retention... 5 and 4*s will be expecting NFL money before you know it. We might as well set a cap on it now and anyone busted spending above that, gets the one year death penalty, followed with a two year home field and bowl ban. Loss of all revenue the death year and 50% the next two.