Gaffords

When your defense struggles to either stop the run or the pass, you are looking at a shit season season with a couple or more losses to teams you should have beat on paper. But when your team struggles to stop the run and the pass... Yeah... trainwreck... 3rd and 7? run-pass? Flip a coin, because that's what their OC is doing. There's about the same odds of getting a first down either way. Rush none rush 5, equals to about the same pressure... Blitz? Oh yeah, we've got that fuck! Dammit the QB used a two inch hip juke to avoid the fingertips of the blitzing fool that just ran past... At times I can only picture our would be tacklers sweeping ice in front of their ball carrier... But the most infuriating thing of it all is, as inept as the defense has been, if we would have made only half the plays where the defensive call put someone (at times more) in the right spot to make the play, we would be a one loss team with a huge win over a high ranked OU, and wins over two other ranked opponents with Baylor about to become our 4th ranked bitch... I'm not ready to throw this coaching staff down the disposal yet, but there is zero excuse to be had for allowing either blowhoma schools back into the game just to make it close, and almost unforgivable to let them actually pull out wins... It all starts and stops with the defensive line and I'm not sure we have any combination of players to fix that this year... Maybe-hopefully stop the bleed, but this isn't an issue that can be fixed "overnight". It'll take some serious portal voodoo, juco magic, and possibly the sacrifice of a virgin or ten to the recruitment gods to get the bodies in next year who can make an impact right out of the gate.

I'll assume a decade of taking it in the can would have that effect on many of chocolate starfish.

I think he's worried about the whole rape thing. You never know who it could happen to this day and age... But then again, as often as it's happened to us over the past decade+ by teams with half a pulse and a few with no pulse at all, you think we would either be pros at it so anywhere we play it would be just another day grabbing our ankles or we would've gotten pissed the fuçk off that we would have ended this shit like 10+ years ago, instead of trending more towards being the other Kansas without basketball... At least we still have another 90 years to go of this shit before we start celebrating winning halftime...

Pick your poison... With this set of players it's either 400 on the ground or 600 in the air... It seems they elect to give up the ground and hope someone will actually stop the runner before the endzone instead of praying our secondary (safeties) not getting taken to the woodshed continually. I would hate to see what one of pirate's solid teams would do to this secondary / defense.

Screens are about fooling the D? Somebody should have explained this to GDGD years back. If any of his screens ever fooled OU with their 11 + defenders lined up two yards from where everyone knew the screen was going, it was a bad or dropped snap that ended up being a run right into the biggest mass of OU bodies we could find... for a loss of 6

I knew someone who died from this just a few months ago... It's a lot more common than most know.

Sucks but a close win is probably better than a blowout this year. I can see where blowing out OU could set the trap for this team next week vs. okie lite

He definitely has Ricky's cuts and vision, but not quite his speed or power. I think Bijan has a little better balance though. And he is just as fun to watch go to work.

Let's run this down and put it in while killing some clock... Time to stick a pin in their inflatable "bass boat" and end this.

Yeah we but they haven't shown much ability to stop us consistently.

I'll forgive him. I imagine his head is spinning. First time in this rivalry. Game plan working light years better than he expected it to... Gotta feel a little intoxicating and hard to keep every thought together in his head. But halftime will give him a chance to absorb it all and get back to work... ...and then it is going to get real for sooner. Poor sooner trailer trash.

Fuck Reggie, but I'll let it stand for Bijan.

It's on YouTube.

I'm impressed with the lack of stupid penalties. This coaching staff fucks! What a huge difference from the past decade.

OU SUCKS!!! Go Texas. Bijan is going to give us a Heisman!

If we keep this up, this game will be huge for recruiting! Could be the game that seals the deal for Arch Manning... Go Texas!

This is the best of college football.

28 in the first!!!!! Fuck OU sucks... I'm a true believer. Please don't let this be a drunken, passed out dream .

We're not fucking around! Hook 'em!!!

It's probably all part of Jimbo's plan. After the year aggy had last year vs blow shit sec teams, he knew the crazy expectations aggy would have for this season. And being a huge surly fan, he's well aware aggy hasn't had back to back conference winning seasons in 20 years. So how to take the money and run... Get more money.... Reveal your new qb that throws more picks than tds... If he goes down, showcase your backup QB who has more seasons with the team, who besides sucks worse, doesn't know a single play we run... They should figure out on their own that even with my back to back, back to back, highly ranked recruiting classes, we are worse off than when I took over... Hmm, this aggy, might need more. Figure out how to get the little bit of experienced talent we have left quit the team halfway through the season... Yeah, get a little bug in their head to save themselves for the next level... Now to make sure we get mudholed even if some of them decide to play inspired. Time to piss off Saban... "Saban's my bitch!" They're too aggy to catch on... Unless I let one in my house and they realize everything is already packed... That should get me ran out of town at the whistle of the final game. 9 a year for the next 9 years... Profit

Troll or not, we need to help get this trending and let the national audience discern trolls from aggy... Damn, this could be a great game show plot.

This is one of the very few rivalries where you can disregard how the season gone for either team so far, because 0-5 or 5-0 doesn't mean shit when the cotton bowl rolls around... Lot of fans say that about their own rivalry games, but this one of very few rivalries that has a long history of the underdog fucking up the favored.

But it leaves no doubts.

OU struggled vs. kSU. Struggled vs. WVU (who TTU just beat). OU has struggled to put anyone away all season. We are going to Cornhole them this weekend and put an end to the stretch they've been on for ever now... This weekend marks the beginning of Texas reestablishing its ownership of the rivalry. And just in time before stepping into the SEC. It's time to remind both OU and TAM who their daddy is.