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With our commitment today from aggy's sure thing speed demon, you know that feeling in the pit of their stomach, has got to be really starting to churn... The closer bevo gets, the more unbearable aggy will become for the other fan bases...

That's aggy at it's finest. Miss St. Is below us because we actually beat them half the times we play... They're a non factor to aggy. LSU is at the same level as Miss St now that we've beat them 2 or 3 times. Alabama is the only team equal to us because... ...well because they are another elite, blueblood like us...

Saturday can't come soon enough... I'm about to jump in my truck, drive south to Oklahoma, and Bomar the first dickweed I see in crimson and and cream while yelling OU SUCKS!!! Get back in my truck and drive back to Denver.

I take it you weren't a fan of the gator roll?

JC scared the cOck sUckers.

That would definitely be enough to keep me completely blitzed every single day for 13 years. Or at least until I could lose enough games without it looking obvious to get fired, or my liver says no mas. It's time to go see how much (whatever) you can get out aggy that has passed to the other side.

I wonder what goes through Jimbo's mind every time he hears: Manzell Elite Sleeping giant Bigger/richer than Us and Alabama As storied as Blue blood Redass Held down Have the best All-time top 5. Out of time. If Bevo didn't cheat If it wasn't because of, we... I can't imagine being a new coach never exposed to the real aggy. Chuckling, grinning, nodding my head in agreement... Until it dawned on me - I think these fools are serious! Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden? Oh God, Im going to be sick.... My iced tea was in a mason jar at lunch.

Without messing with the freebies, aggy has scored 10-10-22. The only non pay-to-win game they've won was by 3 points over a horrendous Colorado... Anyone who can somewhat consistently find the end zone (or uprights) is going to give them problems. Miss St. Just beat them at home without fielding a defense. (I don't think Colorado fielded one either)... Aggy could catch some breaks and win out -bama. Or they could lose them all -their cupcake. I can see losses to bama, LSU, and 'Ol Miss. Tossup on Auburn. Likey winS vs. Mizzou and SC, but I wouldn't put money on either game. Now, lose BIG to Alabama (which could easily happen even with Saban letting up on the throttle and just running the ball the second half), and the wheels have a good chance of coming off. It happens to many of teams that come into a season believing they are king shit... (Even through they know the loss is coming, they really thought they would beat bama this summer), a blowout by 'bama could send them to Missouri completely deflated. Then this season will get ugly for aggy. And I wouldn't be surprised if Saban senses blood and decides to set aggy's recruiting back season or two. ( Maybe the sec already called Saban and told him to hang 100 on them for trying to nuke the expansion).

Take the win. Pussies...

I want to see Rattler so rattled that he's reduced to a pouty little bitch Everytime the camera pans to him on the sidelines. I want an OU defensive player so butt hurt that he quits the team at halftime. I want an OU assistant coach fired on their miserable Ride home. I want our foot to stay on their throat early, and to stay on their throat until the refs have to physically drag us off after the final whistle. I want them to still be burping up the taste of Bevo dick when we see them again for the conference title that they are scared to come out of the locker for kickoff. And I want Casey to get his wish of 80 points in a game... That is all, Amen

That easily could've been us. Just think if Vince would've come back for one more. I have a feeling that team would've had a nasty chip and would've wrecked anyone put in front of them in the NC game for back to back championships. Then one play in the last minute in Lubbock - a play that never should have happened if someone would had held on to it for the int when it hit him in the numbers. I think we matched with Fl much better than OU. Then Colt getting knocked out of the following NC changed that game drastically. 4 NCs within a span of a few years and we could've and probably would've been a whole different monster over the past decade.

Little Ricky is the perfect nickname for him. The only difference was that secondary hoped Ricky would sidestep them instead of deciding his best option was through them.

I'll be surprised if this team doesn't come completely uncorked after 'bama thoroughly trounces them. Especially if Saban decides to really stick the knife in deep and twist for the comments Jimbo made earlier this year... If that doesn't do it, back to back losses to Auburn and 'Ol Miss should do the trick. If he doesn't lose the locker room, he'll still lose the fan base. Talking about fucking yourself in recruiting right before the Texas problem crashes the party.

These should improve with more time. In an interview they asked him about his 32 yard TD throw, his response was. You have to trust your training and your receivers. I couldn't see him but I knew he should be there. We practice these plays. It's hard to see the receivers down the field and the defenders, so you just trust the play call and receiver and throw to where they should be. More familiarity between qb, receivers and the playbook should improve accuracy ( not to mention an OLine that can move people to open passing lanes.

Jumbo is probably thinking to himself right now, "what else do I have to do to get fired?!? I've been trying for 3 or 4 years now. Stupid COVID fucked me good last year. Maybe when it sinks in that out of those 3 or 4 NCs they assumed they would have at the end of our first contract, they are getting ZERO". "Who's the cuck now? bitches..."

Yep...Wins have been hard to come by for a decade. Any win is a good win. Get us back to 10+ a season and in the hunt, then we can argue quality of wins and style points.

No we they are SEC good. Good enough to be the good SEC doormat they were brought in to be

Just think, if they fired Jimbo and we announced we are playing in the SEC next year, Jimbo could afford to pay our exit fee

I guess they didn't look at the roster he left at FSU when he left... There's a reason he wanted to bolt even more than they wanted him gone.

Gold trolled by a non troll true aggy

Best 4 yrs of recruiting... But about to lose the rest of our OLine next year.. no QBs... Best 4 years and yet the cupboards are bare....

"We are not important like Texas" is gonna come back to haunt him... Pack yo bags, fool.

Jimblows will have them consistently winning 10 a season--in a division with Texas,OU,LSU,piggy,and the pirate who just beat them before having his players in yet... Haha

Hahaha. aggy giving jimblow his out by hanging the defense... Fire your DC. The only thing you have going for you. Then end up with a guru like _iaz.

With all the gomers in there, it's not like he would have a fair shot at winning... Unless ESPN did some major campaigning for him (and they do love them some Bijan)