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  1. I'm in my 50s and yes it seems the blackouts started happening more frequently ever since _iaz introduced the gator roll.
  2. Lots of domestic violence going on in Oklahoma tonight.
  3. This! A quick Google search still produces articles written at the time all this took place. This is when aggy first started talking to the SEC and was told to stop. Which they did--for a short bit (according to RC)-- but we're back at it before the formation of the Big 12... Texas (and Aggy) was expected to follow Arky into the SEC, but for some reason Texas did a 180 and plenty of official faces "unofficially" made it clear that Texas would never join the SEC. This is also when Texas first started talking to the PAC (and obviously the BIG 8).
  4. Now....
  5. They did die for a cause... They beat us. But aggy never realized they were given the answer on how to vanquish the sips every. Or they did put two and twelve together but there hasn't been 12 aggy with virgin assholes on campus the same year since. I'll
  6. This seems to contradict the whole all male school for however many years of it's existence.. Because by 1894, they could only field a football team of all pussies.
  7. There are several former Leach qb's doing doing good for themselves as OCs/ HC. And Qbs coached by him tend to put up good numbers and make sound decisions. All are leftovers from the big programs... His WRs get open and actually catch... But I'm looking more for a stable of capable OCs so when we lose one moving up somewhere else, we just plug another one in and keep rolling. Oh and I do agree that Sam could do good things in an Air Raid type offense. It does open up some running seams. Especially for a QB who doesn't fall down just because a lineman bumped into him.
  8. If only aggy didn't have aggy brains... this type of scheduling + the pirate - 4 or 5 million a year would have netted them 8 or 9 wins a year with the occasional 10 win year mixed in from time to time... QBs that can hit a target. WRs that can catch. 700 points a vs their cuppycakes. Only one or two bad(ish) losses balanced out by a much close loss than Vegas expected. And every 4-5 years, pull off the upset vs one of the top SEC dogs or top 10 OOC opponent.... This would have been aggy GOLD. The FrankenTackleGuanaKrogerDonkeySheepBox would have stayed packed during Leach's entire stint with aggy not wanting to miss the exact moment the sleeping giant finally awoke... Same old aggy....but on a higher flying, higher scoring, better entertained level. Final scores really don't matter much as long as our QB looked like he's ready to carry us to the promise land next year... (Not a knock on The Pirate. I don't think anyone could win at aggyville) I know----stupid sip, the SECSECSEC would never use inferior bff offenses. They are too easy to stop by the SECSECSEC defenses- whoop!
  9. When/if the day comes Leach gets canned/retires, we need to be camped outside the AD's office waiting with a lifetime contract that has Leach hanging around our QBs sprinkling his Pirate Dust all over them... HC/OC University.
  10. Ummm. Aggy is a cupcake for the secsecsec horses. They serve their purpose well.
  11. This shows the problem with the polls and committee... Taking a look at aggy, many votes come from out of market. That's because 90 percent of the voters only watch 1 or 2 games (if that). Then they turn to ESPN to catch the breakdown of Saturday's action. And we all know there is no bigger SEC sunshine pumper than ESPN. Even the editing of the game highlights are tinted when it comes to ESPN... Granted, 99 percent of the entire Nation is well aware of the ESPN--SEC favoritism, but out of market voters/writers have caved to peer pressure, so publicly fall in line with the ESPN tune. Looking at voters this season (past couple of years), the further away from the SEC footprint, the less likely an SEC team gets penalized for a loss. Voters way North/West don't follow SEC mid pack teams closely. So they go with the ESPN flow. It reflects in the polls (especially pre polls) each year... There is a reason dictators control the media in their countries, and it's no different here when the biggest sports content provider has it's own conference to pimp.
  12. Aggy used to see themselves equal to tu. Now they believe themselves superior in everything.... All based on their membership in the secsecsec. Aggy used to hate being referred to as little brother. Now they view themselves as big beother.... All based on secsecsec. Aggy used to call themselves the Second Flagship. Now they believe they are the only Flagship.... All based on secsecsec. Somewhere along the way, aggy believes they have become better endowed than ru ( not sure they understand...). All based on... secsecsec and 'bama cock lust. Aggy used to see itself as one of the only three important members of the Big 12. Now they believe they are among the top 5 elite football programs, and have been from day one.... All based on.... Hell, I have no fucking clue what they base this on. This one is a stretch that only aggy can rationalize. Especially since the majority of aggy couldn't tell you when the last time was viewed as a legit NC contender with 2 or 3 weeks left in the season.... Aggy as an elite is up there with magic, dragons unicorns, or cold fission, lead to gold, Patton love for aggy....
  13. Duh... Somewhere within a circle of guys. That thing doesn't fill itself. Even though the glory hole was a huge hit with the all male student body, it was a failure at it's original intent tied to the jar, because true aggy are too polite to spit in public.
  14. Do it! Do it! Do it! Waste a season just to realize you are still same old aggy... Epic crash and burn even for aggy. Rollercoaster .v2
  15. The money they threw at jumbo? They are all in long term, like it or not. It will be great to watch the fan base turn on jumbo next year, just to face the the reality of he's not going anywhere for a LONG TIME.....
  16. They will skew you with a sword if you step on their field, or club you in the head with a two by four if you call them out for harassing a bunch of chicks. But they all get with that "deer in the headlights" at the sight of orange as one of theirs get vandalized... It must carry over from that first time they looked across the line at varsity glaring back at them with hellfire in their eyes.
  17. Football is a rough and brutal sport. If half the players on a team are struggling stay on their feet play after play, the refs need to step in and call it. Just like in boxing... If their coach isn't going to do it, someone needs to step in and protect these poor kids. It's a good thing Texas shared it's water during the pregame warmup. Some of those poor LSU pussies might have died during the game.
  18. There is a huge difference between the two coaches....
  19. Key phrase was in the "as if".
  20. Mond was cramping. He wasn't flopping around until the injury timeout was called and then getting up either... It's all over secrant. Auburn did it to Alabama. Saban adapted it and does it to handle the tempo... Aggy is saying we are claiming moral victory and being laughed at for that sounding familial... At least in soccer they have only one person on the field itself that can't see everything so if you can make it look good enough, you might pull a penalty kick or even a man advantage by getting someone sent off. Deep in the game, fatigue becomes an issue after running for 75+ minutes with a small break after 45. Both sides will start doing it to give the teams a chance to grab water and hydrate before players really start dropping like flies.
  21. Aggy did the same shit at Clemson. Must be the newest secsecsec rhing
  22. I was sick of them carrying on about the new LSU offense as if they invented the spread and the up tempo, which had Texas confused because they've never seen such a thing.... He damn sure avoided pointing out that LSU has started playing Big12 football and that it was the loss of 8 starters on defense that gave Texas the biggest problems and not a type of offense they see weekly in the conference (something we would have heard repeated all night long it the roles had been reversed).
  23. I wonder what qualifies as a quality loss in aggy minds.... 70 - 13? Aggy gonna get humiliated under the bright lights.
  24. 28 - 17 hook'em
  25. Funnier is how they only see Clemson and Bama as the only losses (few mention Georgia also), ignoring the fact that aggy record vs LSU is identical to Bama's. Or the fact that the only teams they have dominated since joining the sec have been Arkansas and USC. They are 4-3 vs Ole Miss, 3-4 vs Miss St Auburn. No matter how much ESPN plays "dress up aggy" to skew national "sec strength" perception, aggy still a middle of the pack snack for the power team(s) of the sec west that got the SECN into Texas. Welcome to being the same old aggy you've always been. Blame Bevo's shadow all you want for leaving, but it's the lack of your own aggy shadow that haunts aggy
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