billfromlaketravis

Palmer is the fucking worst.

Lagway is much, much better than I thought he would be. He can’t run right now and he’s shredding Ole Miss.

We need to tamper the shit out of the Florida RB room. They have at least 3 guys that would start on our current team.

Yep, and not enrolling early. He’s going to be as green as a gourd in fall camp. Hopefully he’s a fast learner.

Jesus Howard sucks.

So Brew is watching fOSU’s corners struggle and he’s saying sign me up?

Florida did it correctly. Half assed Kiffin back channeling, receive a resounding no, pivot to coaching doesn’t matter if you have good players, direct all available funds to NIL + beat LSU and they get a nice little pop in recruiting. Meanwhile at LSU, their AD and SID are telling their media they can’t do shit about Kelly until 2026. Their fanbase feels like they’re in hell and are actively melting down for well over a month. Messaging, and of course winning a rivalry game matters.

Littleton and Phillips wouldn’t be a bad finish at corner. I wish NSD was closer to Christmas. Texas coaches working in home visits the same week as a potential SEC championship game is some bullshit.

Yeah a poster on the Shag claimed to know her name, profession, and employer. In this version, I believe she was an accountant at one of the Big 6 firms in Houston. A lot of people get burned out working 80+ hour weeks right of college so I could see her being a teacher now. Her equally fat friend standing up to defend her was probably my favorite part of the video. “My friend is at peace with herself and God, so there’s nothing y’all can say or do to her.” What Hugh Freeze level evangelist level bullshit. You cheated. You got caught. Admit defeat and go the back of the line. Nope. She stuck with it, and she’s the aggy version of Bartman.

Yep that’s him.

Fucking this. I can’t unsee her in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Same recent picture of the girls: We took them to Hermann Park last week and they loved it. Plenty of stuff to do and dogs are allowed almost everywhere with the exception of the zoo.

Pretty good. A little hot. But it comes with to the territory on a Heaven Hill high proof wheater.

The TexAgs video is on YouTube. It’s a masterpiece.

Underwood will probably make at least 3x what his OC takes home at Michigan, and he’ll probably approach Moore’s salary with all of his combined deals. The players making more than their coaches is already here, and the players making more their HC is just around the corner.

I think LSU is uniquely fucked on Kelly’s buyout because they don’t know what there operating expenses will be post House. Normally, most big SEC teams would eat the buyout, and then hire a much younger and cheaper staff to replace him. That said, it’s the most corrupt state in US History, and they can find equally unique ways to steal, graft, and defraud to raise funds.

Looch challenges “keyboard warriors” to fights in the TexAgs parking lot about once a week. I think the legend goes that he challenged to fight Fat Ketch the Cedar Park Home Depot parking lot.

One of their mods, not Dixon, clearly stated they can’t afford the buyout until 2026. If you need some confirmation that they’re broke, their NIL offer was 1/8th of what Michigan offered.

- Dixon just glosses over the fact that LSU came up about 10 million short on Underwood and couldn’t match. - Blames being caught flat footed on the scoop because the family didn’t tell the LSU staff. Ignores what’s the Michigan mods have been saying for months. There’s always 3 sides to a recruiting story. Friendly staff, competing staff, and the recruit and his camp. If you only work the friendlies, you’re going to get egg in your face - Urges his readers not to panic because a fucking group chat is uniting the commits. This is some TexAgs level bullshit. - LSU staff is working hard to keep everybody in the boat. Liking Coach Bo or Coach Raymond doesn’t mean shit if LSU can’t field a competitive NIL offer - Assigns no blame to Kelly. For crying out loud, the buck stops with CBK. How he largely skates is baffling. It’s like Woodward is privately begging LSU media to not turn the temperature up because they can’t afford the buyout. - Doesn’t give them hope with any big, unlikely name. - Makes excuse after excuse about his lack of NIL knowledge. Well shit buddy, that’s your job. - Ignores poster after poster telling him he got it wrong. At least have some balls and ban them and/or fight them in a Home Depot parking lot Dixon is unprofessional, uninformed, and incompetent. He might be less employable than Brian Kelly.

Whiskey and Wine switching to straight bleach this week.

Is this a national commercial? It’s looks like Shane is wearing Texas gear.

What’s their analog in Midland? I get unintentional Clayton Williams vibes.

Yep. He’s going to doxxed and then blackballed.

Just a hunch, but Venables doesn’t want to be there right now given all that’s going on. I think if OU offered him half of his buyout, they’d shake hands and part ways.