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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
ETA 10:40.
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
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Uh, it is Friday...
- Season 9 Episode 1 - We Still Got It
We actually joke about this in the podcast.- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
I'll be there for 11AM kicks.- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
20251121_221738.mp4- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
- 2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
Do they have any fucking running backs? Did they all opt out for the transfer portal holy shit.- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
- Season 9 Episode 1 - We Still Got It
listen to the fucking episode it was an AI summary like I said.- Season 9 Episode 1 - We Still Got It
Expanded Segment Summaries – “Surly Horns” Episode (Nov 21 2025) 1. Opening Banter Rick & RGB3 jump straight into the chaos of a new season, joking that they’re already on “season 9” after a brief hiatus. They riff on the reality of parenthood: three kids under eight, two under six, and how that “evaporates” any free time. The conversation quickly turns to the loss of their “degenerate” lifestyle—late‑night outings, spontaneous trips, and the general “stifling” effect of adult responsibilities. 2. Florida Tale (The Swamp Story) Rick teases a wild adventure he had in Florida that “consumed the entire episode.” He mentions a night before the OU game that was supposed to be a “degenerate” blow‑out, but the story was so long it had to be saved for another time. The segment ends with a quick plug for listeners to check out the full story, emphasizing that it was a standout moment. 3. Tailgate Plans – “Surly Horns” Live Show Date & Time: Next Friday, live from the tailgate before the Texas vs. A&M game (2:30 pm kickoff). Food: Whole hog, brisket, burnt ends, wings, mac & cheese, potato salad, coleslaw, Hawaiian buns—“we’re not ordering Chick‑fil‑A.” Beer Challenge: A rumor about 50 people chugging a single beer (or Rick chugging 50) sets up a comedic “shotgun” spectacle. Merch Idea: T‑shirts reading “I got blasted at the Surly Horns tailgate” with a silhouette of Rick passed out from heat‑stroke. Attendance: Already ~160 people signed up; they’re pushing for more, promising a “whole hog” experience. 4. Texas Football Recap & Playoff Talk Season Outlook: The Longhorns are 2‑3, with three losses (OU, Arkansas, A&M) but still a “tiny outside chance” to make the playoffs. Playoff Format: They critique the 12‑team expansion, arguing it dilutes the field and benefits the SEC. Rivalry: Arkansas is highlighted as a dangerous opponent, with a passionate fanbase and a “motorcycle” of a team. Key Players: Mention of Arch Manning, Trey Wisner, Simon, and the need for a solid running game. Off‑Field Issues: Brief nod to NIL, coaching carousel, and the financial pressures on programs. 5. Coaching Carousel – Rapid‑Fire Predictions LSU: Kenny Dillingham (or Summerall). Florida: Lane Kiffin. Ole Miss: Rhett Lashley (SMU) or a surprise hire. Arkansas: Jeff Traylor (a wildcard). Penn State: Possibly Brian Hartline. Texas 2026 Coach: Speculation on Marcus Freeman vs. a surprise candidate, with a tongue‑in‑cheek nod to “Kiffin hiring” as a plot twist. 6. Question of the Week – $50 Million/Execution Wager Premise: Would you let your spouse take 50 three‑point shots (or 100 from mid‑court) for $50 million, with execution if they miss all? Rick’s Stance: “Zero chance—no way I’d let my wife shoot.” RGB3’s Twist: Offers a variation (50 from three‑point line vs. 100 from mid‑court) and jokes about his wife’s “WNBA‑ready” confidence, but ultimately also declines. The absurd scenario sparks laughter and a brief discussion about risk vs. reward. 7. Closing & Thanksgiving Wishes Rick thanks listeners, wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving, and signs off with a “Gobble gobble, bitches.” RGB3 adds a final “Let’s go” and the classic “Hook ’Em” chant, ending the episode on a high‑energy note. These expanded summaries pull directly from the episode’s dialogue, breaking each major segment into more detail while preserving the humor and key points discussed. Used AI to do what it's actually good at and summarizing things ^^^^^- Season 9 Episode 1 - We Still Got It
Season 9 Episode 1.mp3 We still got it bitch.- 2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
Come by the tailgate! Would love to show y'all a good time.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
To be fair he was fired because he bailed on the team jet and was caught out and clearly not taking his NFL job seriously.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I too would loved for arch to have transformed like a super saiyajin and started running the ball for 6-8 yards a carry like a running back and then throwing for 450 yards all by himself- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I want these guys to ball fucking hard and do whatever the fuck they want.- Trump’s America
So this guy is just allowed to yell heinous shit at this person? How tf is this a thing?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Hahahahahahaha- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Common opponent in georgia for win is better for bama.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Why is Alabama out of secccg discussions?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I will actually reward someone with a good image representation of this, ms paint is preferred but anything will do.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
But, and hear me out, about 10+ are gonna go better than 8-4 or 9-3.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Lmao he's adding gasoline to the fire. "Have you seen your coach melting down unprompted?" Then having a meltdown at practice before Arkansas convincing them you'll stay and you love them hahahaha. What a joke. - Season 9 Episode 1 - We Still Got It
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