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  • Birthday 08/10/1972

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  1. Matilda May Bearschlong came home today. Dachshund #3. The others are not amused yet.
  2. John Lithgow plays the exact same character in every single performance.
  3. I don't know the suspect but I know people who now know people who did.
  4. 12 years ago when I was fucking the ass off my then gf every 2 hours and people made comments like this I would think “ha ha ha you poor bastards that will never happen to me.” Then men-pause or whatever the fuck it's called happened. Now all I have is a fist bump and a “I feel ya bro”
  5. BearSchlong

    Landman

    “I just witnessed my whole marriage encapsulated into the last 5 minutes and now Im exhausted” was a pretty good line. “I don't know if I want to lose another lover but I wouldn't mind having a dick in my face” was funny too.
  6. Swing by the friendship AA group in lewisville. Their username checks out. Or the Chicago group in north Dallas. They won't disappoint. Simply AA in Irving. And what PCH said. He is legit.
  7. I lost my virginity to a half Italian/half Cherokee vixen on Dec 23 1987 while listening to Rubber Soul, so this hits hard. Bravo!
  8. I may be starting an Al-anon thread. I'll bring details later; but my son and DIL left Christmas 12 hours early because of his sibling’s drinking. I have no objectivity wrt my precious little girl. Page 90 of the 12&12 and page 417 of the BB are my solace.
  9. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Yep. I should have read your posts before spouting off like inside baseball.
  10. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Also he said there is a good chance that Ambev is paying Sheridan for all the ultra jokes. Lean into the bud light hate for a demographic audience that can't be swayed, get them to buy more ultra. Same company. Season 1 of Yellowstone was bud until coors outbid them for season 2.
  11. BearSchlong

    Landman

    My stepbrother is the Anheuser busch distributor marketing contact quoted at length in the WSJ articles throughout all the bud light blowback; I showed him the scene on Christmas eve and he laughed and said yeah Ultra is through the roof. My SIL hired the red clay strays for 3 events so that episode hit close to home.
  12. Christ on a cracker its 1/3 over. Had 50 people over last night. Only one argument. I refuse to rehash past grievances so I after all the younguns retired to the patio with a case of wine I put on some Christmas jazz and chilled. I'm becoming my late father. I'll work like hell and pay good money for a big party but when I'm done I need a quiet room and some topo chicos. It was cold, and I had several propane firepits and heaters going. My main goal was to keep all my cousins kids from setting themselves or each other on fire. Mission accomplished. Made a gumbo from the meat and stock of a 12 lb Greenberg and that is just about the tastiest thing ever.
  13. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Glad to see the Red Clay Strays getting some Sheridan universe love. Was at a party they played about 10 years ago and they are super talented. Segue to Bad Santa.
  14. BearSchlong

    Landman

    I hope you get married one day and have a daughter whose hotter than a 2 dollar Rolex! This family is awesome
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