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  • Birthday 08/10/1972

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  1. BearSchlong

    Yellowstone

    BearSchlong replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    They just had to kill the black guy…
  2. BearSchlong started following The Turkey Thread and Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
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    I’m about to drink [emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]] cups of coffee and then go take the biggest, smelliest Trump ever witnessed by my particular toilet. Even with the glitch I think I made my point.
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    Yellowstone

    BearSchlong replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    Jake too. He is the only IRL professional cowboy.
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    Bytes. Bits is transfer.
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    Indeed. Just returned home. Thoroughly enjoyed most of it.
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    Maybe it is the way they chopped up plantations but all my wife’s cousins in LA have 100 acre lots that are 600’ x 7,260’. Nothing to bitch about, except that family touch football game kicked my old ass.
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    I slept 7.5 hours, and the Recteq temp never varied. When I woke up, I cranked it to 350 for an hour, pulled it, and it was perfect. That brine really seals in the juice.
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    I don't think he posts here but a Longhorn friend was driving his son’s car and nailed a deer near their ranch in Johnson City this morning. Car and deer didn't make it, and dad is going to be sore. I guarantee some of y'all know this guy but our world haven't collided here, yet. I'm on the Atchafalaya bridge right now headed to lunch. My FIL just remarked “Jack Daniels at convenience stores is the best part about this state.”
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    Mine is on the Recteq at 225 with apple wood pellets after a 24 hr brine. Gonna pull it hopefully at 7 am, rest it in an ice chest and drive over to north of Baton Rouge.
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    Nothing screams Thanksgiving movie like Tropic Thunder. First time for my adult children.
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    “Honey, the brine that is simmering on the stove needs to be cold before we submerge the bird.” I don't have an ice chest big enough to seat my biggest gumbo pot so I hope HEB has 30 lbs of ice. Grateful for my big garage utility sink.
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    Getting old sucks

    BearSchlong replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    That seems prudent. I can see how some people might freak out, as its the most intense light show ever. Did you get the near, far, or variable lenses? I was only 50 so I splurged on the deluxe ones which was pretty much a cost offset for 10 years worth of new prescription glasses. Now all I need is new knees, shoulders, and teeth and I’ll be good as new.
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    I'm gonna say pole position sit down at Chuck E Cheese, or Star Wars.
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