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Party Balloons Are Fucking Dangerous - El Paso Airspace Closure
They’re just prepping for LA28. I wish I was kidding. I was in the room with her, and she was crowing about having the best funded law enforcement agency in history prepping for “security” at our next Olympics. And now they have lasers, so they can just blast anyone they don’t like.
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Party Balloons Are Fucking Dangerous - El Paso Airspace Closure
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Party Balloons Are Fucking Dangerous - El Paso Airspace Closure
I imagine some overworked, sleep-deprived FAA guy, maybe in the winter of his federal service, typing away in front of a green screen. He fat fingers an entry, hits enter, and the world goes crazy. 20 years ago his typo might have resulted in a blip announced by Bernie Shaw on CNN, but now the entire simulation erupts. Sound about right?
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2026 Winter Olympics Milano Cortina
“Did you know Snoop pays a guy $50K a year to do nothing but roll joints?” “I know more about curling than you. I watch the Kelce’s do it on their podcast.” “Isnt the Olympic village one huge orgy?” “Oh shit I bet he humps a couch tonight.” The Olympics are more fun with my wife.
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Savannah Guthrie’s 84-year old mother abducted from her Tucson home
Anyone seen Matt Lauer lately? Maybe he did it.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And on a vintage Snapper, no less.
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Ways you know a person's political affiliation
Well, as long as he doesn't have to venture outside the orange curtain. I love sending MAGA FL yacht owning relatives pics from Balboa, Newport, Dana Pt, Catalina - to show what they are missing.
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
Appreciate the civil conversation. I've always believed there are 3 sides to a story.
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
Thanks. That checks out. For the record, including plea bargains and jury verdicts the Garland DOJ secured 34 convictions for FACE act violations. If your friend’s account is accurate, then that's regrettable. If not, then he is guilty of violating federal statute enacted by a bipartisan congress in 1994 and upheld multiple times by the US Supreme court. Though the Garland DOJ did prioritize renewed enforcement of this law, charges strictly tracked statutory guidelines closely in an effort to prevent political controversy. Is there a chance your friend might have actually violated the law and earned the conviction? Maybe you heard about Garland’s comments anecdotally? He's your friend, after all, who doesn't want to believe their friend? Do you believe in the rule of law?
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
Was your friend charged in Texas? Full disclosure - I'm using the answer for the sole purpose of fact-checking myself.
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
I'm assuming your friend was prosecuted for violating the FACE act? Or was he charged?
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
What, if any, social media do you consume? What are your go-to news sources?
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Ways you know a person's political affiliation
Actually it's really nice. Fantastic drainage, perfect greens, and fluffy sand imported from the Bahamas.
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
Do you think Ashley Babbitt was unjustly shot and killed?
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Question for Trump supporters [Don't Open if You Don't Want To Participate]
@jkates thanks for your contributions. Have you ever voted for a Democrat?