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BearSchlong

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  1. We require photographic evidence of your breasts. (it was inevitable, but I'm not a savage)
  2. Bitches in the living room getting it on should have told you.
  3. Now they can lose to Mahomey again. But Im now rooting for Buffalo to win it all.
  4. Well the Chiefs/Commanders Super Bowl is setting up nicely.
  5. The Rams are gonna disagree when enough accumulates for iggles fans to use as ammo.
  6. Lets talk kitchen faucets for a moment. I've got hammered copper sink and am shopping for an antique finish faucet, are there any brands above the standard Delta/Moen that are worth a few extra bucks? I prefer a pull-out sprayer. My stepmom customized the hell out of the kitchen, brick backsplash, petrified wood looking tile countertops, saltillo tile floors, copper vent hood, its super interesting and Im glad I have no plans to move.
  7. He's 100% going to own part of TicTok. I'd be amazed if he doesn't get an equity stake in just about every business he helps for the next 4 years, and retaliates against those who refuse.
  8. That's fucking hilarious. Never mind the bollocks.
  9. And he leveraged the hell out of the Olympics. From my kid’s company:
  10. A family member just accepted a lawdog job with ICE on the not southern border. Not a MAGA. This should prove interesting.
  11. Is there still a way to “donate” and have the cookies shipped to our troops overseas?
  12. My wife might have other thoughts.
  13. If you do, there's a nurse in the Mays building, floor two (bladder cancer) who is a veritable goddess. Fair skin, raven-black hair, shoulder tats, and the perkiest set of tits I've ever seen. When we were on the elevator I told my mom “if I wasn't married I’d dedicate my life to making her mine.” she's probably married to a surgeon or something.
  14. One of my company’s leadership is nominated to undersecretary for science for an agency, and he is actually a scientist which sounds, you know, kinda legit.
  15. Geez that is rough. Positive vibes sent y’all’s way. There is something poetic about that ending, but I'm sure it feels like a tragedy right now. This morning I shaved my mom’s head. She had about 15% of her normal mane left after 3 rounds of chemo so I got out my norelco one touch and finished the job. I'm calling her Captain Picard now. But she has a wig that evokes Jane Fonda. Also, I have found my one true love, the most beautiful raven-haired-tattood latina goddess-woman-nurse I have ever encountered. Visit the waiting room on the 2nd floor of the Mays building at MD Anderson if you want to share my infatuation.
  16. That's cocopup. Her dad is to the left, Captain Jack. Yes Im a recovered alcoholic with dogs named jack and coke, but I didn't name them.
  17. I hope not. Vikings football has been a family rallying point since we lost my 15-year-old nephew last year. They moved to Eden Prarie and everything.
  18. Just sitting here stroking my wieners. Long, longer, and longest.
  19. I love the last series of posts; good on y'all. I did take care of my dad’s recreational needs, taking him fishing once weekly, weather permitting, for the last 13 years of his life. The Saturday prior to his death, I was talking about how we were going to engineer him getting into and out of the boat on our next trip, and he said, “Son, your stepmom has moved mountains keeping me alive lately. You really think I'm going to just announce that I'm going fishing?” So now I get the opportunity to shuttle mom to MD Anderson for chemo and all the corresponding visits. My sister put her life in MN on pause, flew in, and handled the first 1/2; now it's my turn. Like Brisket, my mom lives 5 minutes from me, and I'm fortunate that I can drop food off, take care of the chores, and flush her chemo picc line every day.
  20. Well Pete, congress disagrees to the point where they overrode a veto, so eat a dick. What is the fascination with Ft Bragg? Does the name sound cool or something? Kinda like the success Texas had with guys named Strong and Smart. Cool names, debatable talent.
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