BearSchlong

I'm dying. Turned off the SHSU bowl game, took the dogs outside for a nice leisurely pre-bedtime bathroom break. I myself hosed down the rock formation behind what was previously a water feature. The dogs meander inside, climb the ramp and get in bed. Wife is loving on the dogs, giving belly rubs. “Did he poop while he was outside?” me: “I think so, we were out there for a while. “When I listen to his tummy I can hear his bowels moving” I lost my shit. Belly laughed for several minutes. “Honey, you are hearing digestive noises, you can't hear his bowels move because that would mean he was actually in the act of pooping. Those noises mean he just pooped and his digestive tract is working on the food he ate tonight” Of course she doesn't believe me and asks the dog if he needs to go back outside and poop. By this time Ive got the bed adjusted to zero G and turned the bed vibrator to high, getting settled in for the night. (aw fuck, she's on call and the bat phone just rang, somewhere in Texas a parent, child, and LEO are having an encounter and someone is headed to jail.)

Watson gonna be sore tomorrow. I'm happy for my FIL, a SHSU alum. Just lost his wife and this is the silver lining around an otherwise shitty Christmas.

Great documentary. https://www.google.com/search?q=tread+film&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1067US1067&oq=tread+film&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqEAgAEAAYkQIY4wIYgAQYigUyEAgAEAAYkQIY4wIYgAQYigUyDQgBEC4YkQIYgAQYigUyBwgCEAAYgAQyBwgDEAAYgAQyCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQgzOTI0ajBqN6gCGrACAeIDBBgBIF8&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#ebo=0

I need that “dilf’n ain’t easy” sticker.

Isn’t that the same model Kelly Clarkson drove before she got famous?

At lunch today a reasonably attractive looking lady around my age (50s) kept eyeing me and after about 20 minutes walked up to me, touched me on the arm, and said “you’re sexy as hell, why is it all the good guys like you are married?” My prompt reply was “what makes you think I’m a good guy? What if I’m really an evil badass?” Turns out she’s a rich widow and the holidays make her horny and lonely. Brenda, I hope you find true love and aren’t a serial killer. Still good for the ego.

They make 3mg zyns.

Seriously, I can’t figure it out. Some help?

Blotter on a potter?

B. That earns you the invite to the shareholder meeting in Omaha, which is a truly special event. For a father/son weekend. I might even take my son this year if he can get leave. No matter my portfolio, I never let my holdings of B fall below 1 share.

The biggest difference has been between Stingley’s ears. He had some off field “distractions” and early last year some teammates and coaches had to sit him down and question his committment. One of the injuries was actually a benching. The man has matured. Meanwhile Pitre is with the same girl since middle school.

Well, not a bad ending. At least the final song was good.

Who in their right mind would take any of the pharmaceuticals advertised during this godforsaken show? It’s meh TV interrupted by scary side effects.

Earlier this afternoon, a newborn infant entered the world, and her first blood test was positive for benzos.

I just witnessed my wife - in her official capacity, call an 18-year-old and tell him that his mother had died of an overdose and that he needed to come to pick up his nine and 12-year-old sisters from the county sheriff's office. Both fathers in prison. The kid didn't sound surprised. Heartbreaking. Every time she is on call I get to rework my 1st step.

Showing rich people being miserable

I would add if you ever wonder why others don't drink as much as you. I honestly was curious as to why everyone didn't drink like me. I thought they had a problem, not me.

I measure booze in consequences. The conundrum is my jigger has infinite ounces.

I'll catch you on the next go-round. Woke up with a locked up back and it looks like a painful morning.

I read that and even bought a Richard Schiff signed spaldeen rubber ball from the ACLU. Great book.

Fucking tapa gibberish

Shit, the Yellowstone universe is so ripe for franchising, Costner’s departure is a minor speed bump for all the future iterations. Its gonna have a longer run than Grey’s anatomy or NCIS.

That's what my wife says too, and yes.

Tapa keeps glitching. I've got a later flight out of DFW on Friday and was thinking about an early meeting.

PCH will you be at Harbor on [emoji2[emoji2391]9[emoji2[emoji2391]9[emoji2391]]] am Friday?