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BearSchlong

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  1. Jake too. He is the only IRL professional cowboy.
  2. Bytes. Bits is transfer.
  3. Indeed. Just returned home. Thoroughly enjoyed most of it.
  4. Maybe it is the way they chopped up plantations but all my wife’s cousins in LA have 100 acre lots that are 600’ x 7,260’. Nothing to bitch about, except that family touch football game kicked my old ass.
  5. I slept 7.5 hours, and the Recteq temp never varied. When I woke up, I cranked it to 350 for an hour, pulled it, and it was perfect. That brine really seals in the juice.
  6. I don't think he posts here but a Longhorn friend was driving his son’s car and nailed a deer near their ranch in Johnson City this morning. Car and deer didn't make it, and dad is going to be sore. I guarantee some of y'all know this guy but our world haven't collided here, yet. I'm on the Atchafalaya bridge right now headed to lunch. My FIL just remarked “Jack Daniels at convenience stores is the best part about this state.”
  7. Mine is on the Recteq at 225 with apple wood pellets after a 24 hr brine. Gonna pull it hopefully at 7 am, rest it in an ice chest and drive over to north of Baton Rouge.
  8. Nothing screams Thanksgiving movie like Tropic Thunder. First time for my adult children.
  9. “Honey, the brine that is simmering on the stove needs to be cold before we submerge the bird.” I don't have an ice chest big enough to seat my biggest gumbo pot so I hope HEB has 30 lbs of ice. Grateful for my big garage utility sink.
  10. That seems prudent. I can see how some people might freak out, as its the most intense light show ever. Did you get the near, far, or variable lenses? I was only 50 so I splurged on the deluxe ones which was pretty much a cost offset for 10 years worth of new prescription glasses. Now all I need is new knees, shoulders, and teeth and I’ll be good as new.
  11. I'm gonna say pole position sit down at Chuck E Cheese, or Star Wars.
  12. Lmfao. Click not lick. My kiddo manages Swarovski’s programmatic ad spend. They made some swank bling for Ariana Grande to wear to the premiere. 47 caret lab grown diamonds
  13. Any Swarovski ads featuring AG originated from a mouse lick at my kitchen table. Babygirl has $10m to put through the google ad ecosystem. Seriously, let me know if y'all see any. Other than that, I'll watch the movie. Hated the musical on broadway in 2007 but then again I was in a bad marriage back then.
  14. They knocked you out during cataract surgery? My doc gave me a 15mg Valium and I was awake throughout. It was actually pretty cool. Once your brain adjusts to your new perfect vision it is amazing. Sorry you had a bad experience
  15. About the Saudis being scary people with money to burn?
  16. Ha! That was a great series. The one about business consultants, right?
  17. BearSchlong

    Landman

    What was it then? Honest question.
  18. Jesus, im sorry y'all.
  19. Great show. I know Kevin Millar but his sister (RIP, fuck cancer) and her husband and daughters were/are close friends. He's such an entertaining goober.
  20. I love greens like that. When you stand on the putting surface and just chuckle because its so diabolical trying to read 5 breaks.
  21. I mentioned it to my wife to add to the weekly HEB delivery. She gave me a look when she realized it is stocked with the beer and told me she wouldn't get it. I've always thought alcoholics who drink near beer are flirting with disaster, but this is intriguing.
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