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BearSchlong

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  1. Nothing screams Thanksgiving movie like Tropic Thunder. First time for my adult children.
  2. “Honey, the brine that is simmering on the stove needs to be cold before we submerge the bird.” I don't have an ice chest big enough to seat my biggest gumbo pot so I hope HEB has 30 lbs of ice. Grateful for my big garage utility sink.
  3. That seems prudent. I can see how some people might freak out, as its the most intense light show ever. Did you get the near, far, or variable lenses? I was only 50 so I splurged on the deluxe ones which was pretty much a cost offset for 10 years worth of new prescription glasses. Now all I need is new knees, shoulders, and teeth and I’ll be good as new.
  4. I'm gonna say pole position sit down at Chuck E Cheese, or Star Wars.
  5. Lmfao. Click not lick. My kiddo manages Swarovski’s programmatic ad spend. They made some swank bling for Ariana Grande to wear to the premiere. 47 caret lab grown diamonds
  6. Any Swarovski ads featuring AG originated from a mouse lick at my kitchen table. Babygirl has $10m to put through the google ad ecosystem. Seriously, let me know if y'all see any. Other than that, I'll watch the movie. Hated the musical on broadway in 2007 but then again I was in a bad marriage back then.
  7. They knocked you out during cataract surgery? My doc gave me a 15mg Valium and I was awake throughout. It was actually pretty cool. Once your brain adjusts to your new perfect vision it is amazing. Sorry you had a bad experience
  8. About the Saudis being scary people with money to burn?
  9. Ha! That was a great series. The one about business consultants, right?
  10. BearSchlong

    Landman

    What was it then? Honest question.
  11. Jesus, im sorry y'all.
  12. Great show. I know Kevin Millar but his sister (RIP, fuck cancer) and her husband and daughters were/are close friends. He's such an entertaining goober.
  13. I love greens like that. When you stand on the putting surface and just chuckle because its so diabolical trying to read 5 breaks.
  14. I mentioned it to my wife to add to the weekly HEB delivery. She gave me a look when she realized it is stocked with the beer and told me she wouldn't get it. I've always thought alcoholics who drink near beer are flirting with disaster, but this is intriguing.
  15. Sounds complicated. I'm glad I got clean and sober back when weed was weed. Just looking for some indica to induce the munchies. Chemo sucks.
  16. Hope everyone is doing well. What is the deal with hop water? My sister stopped drinking a while back and she loves it. Its not brewed so its not like a NA beer.
  17. Not a bitch per se, but my mom (Fuck cancer!) ran through the chemo wringer at MD Anderson this week. It kicked her ass hard. Nausea, lethargy, etc - we can't get her to eat. My kid is on a plane from ORD with a few bags of gummies, so we are looking forward to getting mom some side effect relief, which might prove interesting.
  18. I just took this one. This guy just sets the ball on the tee.
  19. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Save some pussy for the boys from Hobbs.
  20. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Hey we’re only 2 episodes in, I expect some real over the top shit.
  21. BearSchlong

    Landman

    I had my quarterly “family office” board meeting this week. That consists of my two surviving uncles, my first cousin, and I eating a bowl of gumbo at the local joint, discussing upcoming lease renewals, and royalties, and paying with a company check. All those thousands of far-flung acres of mineral rights my granddad picked up dirt cheap in the 1950s - if he were still alive it would be a tidy fortune. Split 8 ways in 2024 it keeps his descendents in decent vehicles and occasional vacations. If only I could time travel and buy them all. Granted he harvested his share of tax shelter losses over the years, and probably drilled some dry holes.
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