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  1. BearSchlong
    Me planning a work trip to the west coast for Feb. I should include her because she's never been to California. “Honey, you want to fly out and meet me for Thursday through Saturday?” Maybe I'm becoming less selfish.
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    That's right!!! Happy birthday bro! If you ever wanted to sample a meeting, early morning in the basement of the church in the shadow of the Citibank building is a pretty chill one. The “Citi” group lol. You're a damned good egg. My goal is to meet every participant on this thread someday.
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    “That's funny, my next wife loves it when I go play golf (or go fishing) on Saturday” And just stare at her, unblinking. Boundaries, my good man. The key to a good 2nd marriage. I'm not having a 3rd. Too old to train a new one. I paid my dues, though.
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    Probably doesn't deserve it's own thread, but wow. It sure does explain a lot. Uppers, downers. . . https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/01/the-white-house-has-its-own-pharmacy-and-boy-was-it-shady-under-trump/
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    Thanks again for the hospitality! Was great to meet you, and as always, a great way to kick off the day.
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    @pch stuck in DFW for an extra day, I'll probably be at Harbor for the 7 am meeting tomorrow. Went to Chicago group (in Dallas) last week to see some conference friends. That's a cool hybrid speaker/podium group. Sunday I hit 13 years. Grateful for that.
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    I'd like to amend my answer. If your family and friends are telling you the bride is bad crazy rather than good crazy, you should listen.
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    Things were different back then. You had to accelerate the timeline because General Washington needed you to join the cause, right?
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    Now that I've had time to think about it, I wish that soulless motherfucker would come canvases my new neighborhood. (jokes on him, he can't. I've got a gate.)
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    Don't worry, your starter Marriage will provide excruciating, expensive lessons.
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    Omg so during normal times DFW to BPT (Beaumont) on AA is dependable. But SE TX gets really foggy this time of the year. Thursday night’s 10:35 pm flight gets boarded, pre-flight Diet Coke, captain says pushback imminent. Then “folks there’s a weather hold due to fog” so I fire up Concur and grab a bed at the Westin. Sure enough, 11:30 the flight is delayed til 6:30 am and we deplane. Uber, crash for 5 hours, Uber, go home. This has now happened twice in 18 months, out of around 25 commutes to DFW. I think I’m going to just start driving to IAH which is an additional hour as a hedge, plus there are more flights. It's all on the company dime but I was exhausted Friday.
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    Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage. “But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!” Dumbass.
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    Damn what an ending. Incredible. Good game y’all.
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    One should only get married when it’s the only remaining course. Run the idea by your best friends, siblings, parents, etc. if any of them have objections, hear them out. They see things we don’t. Pussy can blind a man. Do your parents and her parents get along? Your family is marrying her family. She will become her mother. Think about what being married to her would be like. Live together first. For at least a year. Getting married is a hell of a lot easier than divorced.
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    After the season I’m getting several Texans jerseys autographed with personal inscriptions to frame for my man cave. CJ and another. Hooked it up today. Oddly, with a few other helmets and balls from notable Texas-area players, I also have a personalized autographed Leroy Neimann print from Nick Lowery, the former Chief’s kicker.like this one
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    In34. Had to go back to windows, my Mac experiment lasted a few awful months.
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    I just always assumed it was a catch all phrase referring to NASA suppliers like Lockheed Martin, Morton Thiakol et al.
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    Wildcard losses are now the Cowboys ceiling.
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    _an Quinn I didn’t say it was right, just that it is.
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    They get zero plus a second to get the play snapped. It’s well documented.
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    And good teams find a way to fight through the holds and still win. It’s uncanny.
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    Oh my wife has jokes. Tua just threw it into the stands and she exclaims “Intentional crowding!”
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    Wheelhouse, circa 1994. https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird__Video/s/hXkfKORVq1 Spoiler: $10k boobs but SFW Well, not too SFW.
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