Everything posted by BearSchlong
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Mormons @ Methodists 6pm CT ESPN 2
Dude, you do you but why the hateful take. Everyone knew exactly what they were getting with Mike, and decided it beat the alternative. He did more with less and made it fun. I fuckin miss the guy. He wrote a book about Geronimo, ffs.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Such a weird flex. A business attempting to protect its inventory/product from unnecessary breakage, and shitboi protests. Weird. W E E E E E R D.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Honestly, I’m not mad at the Judge. Avoids further martyrdom Trump loses, and as a final fuck you gets a severe sentence. Delicious.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Am assuming you played video games at the gold mine before shopping for Girbaud jeans at Butch Hoffers?
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Man, since you put it that way…not such a funny joke.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
My Friday men’s lunch group includes a friend who owns a glass company. For over 10 years my standard greeting is “Hey buddy, how’s business? You need me to go out and create some demand? I’ve got a bag of rocks in my truck, it won’t take me long.”
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2024 Golf: Not even God can hit a 1-iron
That pilot’s name? You guessed it - Whit Whitaker.
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Tulsa and OKC
That makes total sense for P66. CP is about to start merging Marathon into their lower 48 operations.
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Tulsa and OKC
Over 1,000 employees. But most of my contacts are in Houston.
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2024 Golf: Not even God can hit a 1-iron
That is awesome. Talking about music on the golf course, my 2 close friends tour with another friend - Grammy winning country music star from the 90s - for several weeks each summer. They play golf during off days and then do a concert at night. One day they’re playing and he has his Bluetooth speaker out and SiriusXM country station playing softly in the background, and he starts singing along to himself on the “radio” which got a chuckle. Then he pretends to do some mental math and announces “well boys, my royalties during this round amount to about eighty seven cents”
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Me insuring myself against “it’s gonna be an apocalypse hurricane season !!!!!11!!!!!1!
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Tulsa and OKC
So it must be a classy joint then?
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Tulsa and OKC
Thanks for all the recommendations, y’all. Anybody know anyone in software procurement at ConocoPhillips and P66 that likes whiskey? Since I’m on a roll. Seriously, they raise $1mm a year for the United Way at a golf tournament at some muni goat track in Bartlesville, which is why I’m there all week as a supporting sponsor.
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2024 Golf: Not even God can hit a 1-iron
Moses Malone wore a collar-less Marine Corps T shirt with “Pain is weakness leaving the body” stenciled on the back.
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Tulsa and OKC
Necrobump, will be in Tulsa/Bartlesville all next week working the ConocoPhillips/P66 United way golf tournament. Is there anything decent in Bartlesville? Any new places in Tulsa that warrant a visit? Haven’t been there since the summer of ‘95 when I started working for Williams just before the move to the Transco tower in Houston.
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Dave Matthews Band
Buddy Strong on keyboards has filled a lot of Boyd’s space. I can’t wait for the Rock and Roll hall of fame induction in October. I too miss Boyd, but allegedly he was grooming a guy sexually and got sued. It hasn’t really been revealed what terrible things he did that caused the band to move on without him. Dave has publicly stated that he loves Boyd and hope “he gets the help he needs” whatever that is. But like Jeff after LeRoi, and Buddy after Boyd, the band goes on. I listened to the Gorge replay on SiriusXM and Friday night’s set was epic - Two Step followed by Seek Up, that weekend remains a bucket list for me but a huge time and money investment.
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2024 Golf: Not even God can hit a 1-iron
The Moses Malone I golfed with is 51, about 5’8”, and works at the ExxonMobil plant. Once I was at the incredible practice complex at Sea Island, getting loose to play the seaside course, when I noticed the only other guy on the range next to me, a skinny dude wearing Boston Celtics ankle socks. Rick Pitino. Luckily I got paired with some retired MDs. I needed to relax and probably wouldn’t be able to if I was paired with an NBA coach.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
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He was playing gospel music on his Bluetooth speaker.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Thanks for challenging my norms. I’m retired from the dating game, and until today had no cause to contemplate the feminine penis.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
My sister moved to Eden Prairie about a month ago, she got to see Walz for a fleeting moment yesterday. https://www.fox9.com/news/gov-walz-minnesota-state-fair.amp- 2024 Golf: Not even God can hit a 1-iron
I love random 1st tee pairings. I just played a round with Moses Malone.- Gone posters
Fuck that, I’m thinking a published anthology!- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
I retract that. Domestic violence isn’t funny. Those grandkids are gonna have a lot to unpack in future therapy sessions.- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
Did we rule out that his kid was simply trying to escape from him? - 2024 Golf: Not even God can hit a 1-iron
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