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  1. BearSchlong
    What the fuck is wrong with you, Pooka? https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/news/article/xfl-player-arrested-beaumont-police-chase-18540702.php
  2. BearSchlong
    His enthusiasm was…curbed.
  3. BearSchlong
    Unfortunately, my wife has great hand-eye coordination and she is strong like bull.
  4. BearSchlong
    “If you do it I swear I'm gonna throw this fuckin remote at your fuckin head” - wife, when I walk in on her watching Sex in the city, right before I neigh loudly.
  5. BearSchlong
    True. Admittedly, it is a strange flex to love a truck for its simplicity and lack of tech.
  6. BearSchlong
    Ditto, this week. All from random Texas phone exchanges like Hitchcock or Port Bolivar. I'm a salesperson so I’m not mad, but I have to wonder what the hit rate is on that method.
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    My FIL owns a large full-service repair and transmission shop. I asked him point-blank what he would buy and he said Tundra. He has replaced about 10 transmissions a week for the last 30 years. When he and my wife talk shop they speak in transmission and engine models. His shop is full of Dodge, GM, and Ford pickups, but rarely a Toyota. The shop guys all have well-maintained Tacomas/4 runners with 300k miles His daily driver is an F150 platinum, but then again he owns his own shop. I love my 2018 Tundra for its reliability but if ride/economy/luxury were a priority I would probably own a different brand. I'm already thinking about getting an EV for daily driving and just keeping the truck for towing.
  8. BearSchlong
    Awful. We're decorating 14 dozen at church this weekend, but it's the desert course at our luncheon.
  9. BearSchlong
    I can't wait to see Mcdaniel win a SB. That guy is different for sure. That whole Jets game was surreal - how many players are built up as scrappy injury-prone fighters who love the game enough to fight back from a two-year hiatus, win a roster spot and become a starter, get miked with a dedicated camera on them…and rupture their Achilles? There was even a romantic interest in his bromance with Chubb. Anything better than having to listen to Tyreek squeak.
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    Getting old sucks

    BearSchlong replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Scary stuff man. Did you go with the defibrillator option on the pacemaker?
  11. BearSchlong
    How so?
  12. BearSchlong
    Not only that but his head is screwed on straight. He's boring like Pitre. They live on the same street and carpool to work. The perfect Texan QB for the foreseeable future.
  13. BearSchlong
    Way to turn a penalty the other way, Singleton.
  14. BearSchlong
    Wife’s Instagram feed and she texted it to me.
  15. BearSchlong
    Which is why you never pair your phone with your wife’s car. And why you always leave your car on Siriusxm when you get out, or why you run out to “get the AC started” if your next trip includes the wife or others.
  16. BearSchlong
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0CfsCpvuTY/
  17. BearSchlong

    How dark are you?

    BearSchlong replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz

    I tried that and still ended up darker than average. 4%
  18. BearSchlong
    Never stop learning. I’m tempted to hire guides on my home waters just to see what I might be missing and to have in-depth discussions about the fishery with an expert. And I catch a ton of fish. Every time I launch the boat I have 100 different options and Id love to have my thinking double-checked.
  19. BearSchlong
    Just spent $ on top of the line replacement lenses and cataract surgery, life changing for sure.
  20. BearSchlong
    Don’t forget new shoes too. I’m an AG fan too, Tellis cut. I have no ass. My entire wardrobe is those skinny jeans/pants or Ariat M7 so I can wear boots. Moving in 3 weeks and am so looking forward to not being sore for a week afterwards. Just put it over there, guys. Please be careful with the grandfather clock.
  21. BearSchlong
    I’ve paid a Mexican $5 for a seat on a rowboat, so it is commercially navigable. I’d imagine if he had an airboat and I had the cash we could have transited the length of the border from the Gulf to El Paso.
  22. BearSchlong
    You forgot most $$$
  23. BearSchlong
    Probably, but not with my money. They’re still Baptist. Which is why I prefer this board.
  24. BearSchlong
    Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up. Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin. Here’s to new beginnings. Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother. Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right? Best wishes in the SEC. Go Louisville.
  25. BearSchlong
    Farewell. With y’all gone, who do we vilify now?

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