BearSchlong

Just demo’d sleep number with the adjustable base but alas no vibration. Anyone have anything pro/con about sleep number?

Explain why suddenly Chilis gets so many references in recent posts?

Ooooh just wait til we get Terreform. Rumor has it it'll be in my bag next year.

Same. is it that way everywhere in Texas?

Here is some solace - I just had my regular Friday lunch at Luby’s with 6 other white men on average 20 years older than me. (I'm 52) With the exception of my lawyer/best friend who is startlingly reasonable, They are all smugly confident in a Trump landslide but are terrified of a Kamala win. Conversation turned towards one of our old friends, a retired MD who moved to rural NE AZ and built a 100% off the grid compound complete with bomb shelter where he can watch right wing propaganda while jerking off to his prodigious arsenal. These guys are all retired steel plant, refinery managers, utility execs, and they are harmless codgers. But no way could I interrupt their programmed minds to consider alternate sources. They said their piece and I chirped in “next week is gonna be awesome!! So many frivolous lawsuits, so much entertainment, so many MAGA tears, my God I wish I could be a fly on the wall at (aforementioned MD, Mike)’s house to see the ensuing insanity. I'd love to witness his thoughts during the meltdown, its gonna be spectacular” We all know Mike has brainworms, he just happened to have the funds to take the cosplay to new levels. He is the one guy who I will say “you're out of your fucking mind, idiot” to his face - the other guys talk a big game but luckily we have other things in common so we can remain friends but I can smile and eyeroll them. They were my dad’s friends first, and if he were alive he'd be smiling and saying “fucking Mike is nuts” under his breath. Oh - tell your wife the right is way more scared than her. Those pussies aren't going to do fuck about shit.

I was an oiler season ticket holder whose 2nd favorite team was the cowboys, same with my dad.

NCL Gem, haven with a butler. Very good food, entertainment, and ports of call, Quebec, Charlottetown, Sydney, Halifax, Portland (for immegration and a rental car to explore Maine) then back up to Bar Harbor, then Boston. Oct 11th so prime fall colors. Front cabin was cool. The conscierge and butler greased the skids for everything from embarkation to departure. Smaller ship, classy people. I would do it again.

Looking forward to my royalty check tomorrow. Thanks grandpa. Fuck trump.

I live in a gated neighborhood with 9 houses. If I had 1 trick or treater, he would end up with 45 snickers. Yes its my fault.

This Amazon in-game just press the button to add to your cart shit…i wonder how many people bought firepits and soda tonight?

I spent all day with a defensive starter’s uncle (a former SEC player) and normally I hear lots of inside info but there isn't any drama this season. Shit I hope Stroud is Ok.

Replying so this stays in my tapa feed.

No answer yet. Just waiting on my Q4 POs.

My Jewish nieces just started at Episcopal school because the catholic school boys circled up and shouted “Heil Hitler” at them, and the school and bishop did nothing because god forbid they discipline BMD kids. They missed the perfect chance to promote ecumenical inclusion and to nip antisemitism in the bud. Cowards.

Fwiw I loved your “pumpkin shoes” mailer.

I call dibs on “Milking Parlor” for my band name.

While at Bunker Hill last week, I realized the Second Amendment was written by guys whose flintlock muskets wouldn't fire in the rain and had a maximum rate of fire of three rounds per minute.

How do they cure this? Special election?

Wife wants a sleep number climate controlled model. Anybody here own one?

Bump. What brands/features/price range should I be considering? Looking for both the remote control adjustable frame and a new mattress. My in laws spent over 10k and I suspect that’s where I’ll end up. Anyone else actively considering this? This zero g thing interests me.

That dude is like Bond villain, or a South African diplomat in an Eddie Murphy cop buddy movie.

Hastert hired my sister as associate parliamentarian of the HOR, after she had sanitized her resume to remove any work for Gore.

Ok that was wrong but played perfectly.