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  1. BearSchlong
    Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up. Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin. Here’s to new beginnings. Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother. Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right? Best wishes in the SEC. Go Louisville.
  2. BearSchlong
    Farewell. With y’all gone, who do we vilify now?
  3. BearSchlong
    Yeah, I went ahead and took the liberty of opening up the new one. Congrats, yall. Every new beginning comes from another beginning’s end.
  4. BearSchlong
    Just trying to be helpful.
  5. BearSchlong
    Congratulations on the win and your new conference.
  6. BearSchlong
    Allegedly, my ex-wife’s father would drive her from DeKalb to Love field, grab his suitcase from the trunk, and tell her to drive his car home. When she was 12.
  7. BearSchlong
    Okokok I’ll stop. To be fair I think the dodge thing is a SE Texas/Houston thing.
  8. BearSchlong
    How about I don’t insert anecdotes above my reply next time. lol.
  9. BearSchlong
    I’m gonna need a list of surly posters who drive Dodge trucks. Cause every time I see blatant bad behavior, 99% of the time it’s a Dodge. Apologies if I offend anyone, I’m just reporting an axiom. Just last week I saw a dodge driver brake check a semi rig. Genius. My wife and I do the same. Now, let’s talk Altimas…
  10. BearSchlong
    Arrived early at the men’s meeting tonight, and was looking through the cabinet for the meeting binder when I found some Al Anon literature.
  11. BearSchlong
    Wilmington has a perfectly good airport as well, direct flight to DFW.
  12. BearSchlong
    That's not good. As an Army parent and taxpayer, I'm hoping your intel is wrong.
  13. BearSchlong
    Yes on both fronts, but no kid in their right mind is watching drone videos on Reddit thinking sign me up for that. My son’s biggest fear is field grade and general officers with PowerPoint decks. And the 82nd is already pivoting away from human recon.
  14. BearSchlong
    Supermax is where the bombers/cereal killers go.
  15. BearSchlong
    Laser blasters.
  16. BearSchlong
    Had a long talk with Lt. Bearschlong over the past few days, and this conflict is causing wholesale changes in US Army doctrine. Armor and artillery is now obsolete. The future Army will travel at 60Mph on 4-wheelers and technicals under a phalanx of drones and missiles, blanketed with offensive and defensive electronic warfare systems. Light and nimble.
  17. BearSchlong
    [mention=1783]ocugolf[/mention] is MAGA uncle the one that connects y'all to the cousin that used to filter TFG’s social media? When I went to bed last night, my wife, DIL, and daughter were shooting tequila and singing Alanis Morisette at the top of their lungs. Went downstairs to get a cup of coffee this morning and the kitchen looks like a war zone. But nothing approaching the damage I did when I was 23. I'm grateful they all have fantastic singing voices though. Last hurrah before deployment, which is looming on the horizon. I want to move to Pinehurst.
  18. BearSchlong
    Cool so she can babysit while we go to the US Open right? My son will be deployed but my DIL can drop us off/pick up. Seriously, congratulations!
  19. BearSchlong
    Aren't you in NC now? Taking the fam out for dinner in Pinehurst tonight.
  20. BearSchlong
    Rudder taking in the NC early morning pines/ Army housing. Yes he is an Aggie. And a very good dog.
  21. BearSchlong
    It is. Happy Thanksgiving from military housing.
  22. BearSchlong
    Whatever happened to Numbers? I know it's the wrong thread, but still. ?
  23. BearSchlong
    Bravo, @ocugolf. Moar!
  24. BearSchlong
    Nah that's Philly bruh
  25. BearSchlong
    Flight attendant eyeball removers. Or forceps, depending on your worldview.

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