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BearSchlong

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  1. Not yet, he probably hasn’t even signed the offer yet.
  2. The child had a great day. Her dad got custody, and there’s a warrant out for mom’s boyfriend.
  3. Bumping this thread, because my sister, brother-in-law, and nephew are moving to Minneapolis from Portland, Oregon. My BIL was just offered a partner track position at a law firm. Last summer, my oldest nephew died by suicide. The whole family is optimistic, that this new start will contribute to the healing process. My brother-in-law has been a lifelong Minnesota Vikings fan, even though he grew up in Florida and Pennsylvania. My youngest nephew is a sports fiend, and is already pestering his father for season tickets for the NFL, MLB, NBA and hockey teams. Plus, it’ll be convenient since my daughter lives in Chicago. I’m sure I’ll be spending a lot of time there in the warmer months and I’ll be reading this thread looking for good intel.
  4. @kenny Same here. I never have to plan a holiday or family event ever again. All I have to do is pay the credit card bill.
  5. To that point, Crosby’s book self-justifies his own extramarital adventures. Immediately before deploying he married Jean but while in England he hooked up with a former girlfriend who also found herself in London. And he was sent to Oxford as the Air Force’s emissary to study the abrupt and powerful societal changes in British society brought about by the presence of so many Americans, especially in light of the vacuum left when English men of fighting age were sent to Africa and other theaters. There, he hooked up with a worldly intellectual lady of noble descent and spent all his available time with her. After the war, he attempted to confess his affairs but Jean shut him down, effectively saying “what happened in England stays in England.” She bore 4 children and they had a lengthy marriage until her death from Cancer in 1980. He went on to earn a PhD at Stanford and a professorship at Harvard. American forces were paid roughly 4x more than their British counterparts. “Overpaid, oversexed, and over here” was a valid complaint.
  6. Are you God’s agent saying I should run for TX21 as a Democrat? (My wife and Mrs. Dade (ad litem) will be in court tomorrow protecting a child. There are photos - a mother drugged out, her toddler sitting in the bed playing with an AK47.)
  7. Ouch, and good luck. My stepbrother has a friend who he is trying to point to rehab. In the last month, he's been banned from the Little League field/organization for being wasted around kids, is about to be thrown off a pretty prestigious charity board for simulating fellatio on another board member, and then did shots at another family event and had a loud discussion about myths, generalizations, and penis-size with the only black guy in attendance. He's rich and writes big checks but is about to wear out his welcome in polite society. I chortled. Gave my stepbrother the phone number to La Hacienda and said good luck. He is so obsessed with polite decorum so if anything the aforementioned events were under-embellished. One of my favorite parts of the big book of AA mentions “let him drink for a day, and he becomes disgustingly, even dangerously anti-social.” Hey, that was me.
  8. I laughed, I mean, what if it was that easy to escape?
  9. My niece’s first vinyl was a Taylor Swift disk. I got to be the hero who showed her how to use a turntable. Haven't checked in with her but I hope she and her friends had a party too.
  10. That's the face he made when my ex gave him a hand job at Kanakuk summer camp. Circa 1982
  11. My ex-wife claims she could have married him. Narrator: “not in a million lifetimes”
  12. I've been explaining that Taylor is a bigger GDP than 35 countries to the triggered snowflakes on my county GOP chair’s FB page. /no CR, just mad props.
  13. Ha I forgot about that! Awesome.
  14. Now if Taylor wears a Biden t-shirt to the podium my weekend will be complete.
  15. Ballgame, Taylor wins in her rookie year.
  16. I'm a Mahomes fan forever. I give no fucks.
  17. I think we need a tie game. Let's make some heads explode.
  18. Can't see shit, captain. What was it?
  19. Laundry service at the local laundromat was awesome when I was living in a garage apartment during my divorce. Drop-off and pickup was easy.
  20. I'm done. Every goddamned day the rhetoric gets boosted. I'm getting triggered by the simple act of checking my fucking mail. 
  21. This actually links. It is nothing less than a civil war.
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